"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Sharkbyte]

While downloading code:
"Hey, do you think if I stand on the cable, the code will download slower?"

While wiring: (Note: John=programmer, Eric=Electrical)
John: "It's not working."
Eric: "Maybe it's a bad wire."
John: "Maybe it's not programmed correctly."
Eric: "Programmed wires?"
John: "Yep, you can overclock them too."
Eric: "Overclocking them in the sense of running too much current through them? I guess it's like overclocking a processor then, it gets hot, starts on fire, and then things start blowing up."