"Quotes" that were said during build season

[James Mullenax]

'ello guvna.


Every five seconds. I love that commercial.

[Mister_Juggles]

(on the topic of ideas for what I want to go into in college) "Well, I figure that if I end up being really bad at physics, all German-speaking countries are removed from the face of the earth, and I become severely allergic to the brass used in trumpets... I could always go into creative writing."

[chris31]

Mentor (Vietnam Vet): "It just has to be as good as a hand grenade."

[Sharkbyte]

Electrical subteam motto: "Unless it's on fire, it's the programmers' problem"

[Tetraman]

"Will you stop throwing snowballs at the rack numbers!?"

[Libby K]

"glass is the leading cause of blood!" -one of our seniors.

[3DWolf]

"You inspire one kid, you can get a car.
But if you inspire a generation, you WILL get a new world!"
~Josh Riley, Team Captain 1502

[Danielle H]

Keep in mind, I was giving one of our manufacturing guys a comb over with my fingers because his hair is really easy to play with. Chrispy, our Chairman's Goddess, walks in and simply says:

"Dude... that's so... GAY!"

Then, later on, one of our programming guys revealed that he was having girlfriend problems... here's the conversation that sparked:

Ronnie- "Clark, just call her back so we can end this."
Me- "Are you still having problems with her? I though you broke up."
Ronnie- "Yea, but you see, Tyler made the mistake of calling her."
Chrispy- "Way to go Dr. Phil."
Me- "Dude.... that's so... GAY."
*commence hysterical laughter*

[bhsrobotics1671]

sadly..our team leader: can you use a hacksaw on aluminum?
everyone else: looks at rolls their eyes

[Adare180]

--"what is spam actually made of?"
"spam is people"
"..it's made by people, for people, of people"

(i must have heard this at least fifty times in the last week, sadly it did not go over as the t-shirt design)

[lopz056]

Originally Posted by Tim Arnold

"It is a guaranteed fact that at least one rookie team will name their robot 'Chuck Norris'."

sadly, i have actually seen a team with the name chuck norris, good call

[mormannoob]

"we need to mount the ROAST motors" this was said by our cannibalistic dictator president Andrew when he was talking about the wrist(side note : he's cannibalistic because his nickname is donut and he eats donuts)

me - "can something about a robot be ironic"
donut - " yea if it's built of iron" ( we were tired so this was mildly funny )

me " why do we need to recalculate the gyro bias at regionals"
Even,mentor " because the magnetic field of the earth might change"

me - "can you die from lack of sleep"
....random stuff said then .......
teacher - "Atlanta doesn't wait for dead people"

donut - " hey Daryel can you overload the compiler with a long variable name"
Daryel,mentor - "yea but its like 256 or maybe even 1064 characters long"
after many tries to have the compiler crash
donut -" i cant believe we cant overload the compiler"

[raymaniac]

Sean: Go get [object] (whatever it was)
Me: Ok
VEX person: I got it
Sean: Jobs are being outsourced to migrant workers!
Me: I am a migrant worker
Sean: Migrant workers are being outsourced to migrant workers! This isn't a good sign

[TheNotoriousKid]

"Awww man............................................... .................................................. .....you broke it."

In a sort of greek god voice, maybe Zeus,"AUTONOMOUS MODE."

[Hiteak]

Me: Guess whats White, black and red all over...the electrical box!