Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[spacewolfx]

Granted, but then the government taxes you 102% on that million, thus making you lose your own money

I wish that i had a pet winged monkey

[Phoenix Spud]

Granted, but you house starts to smell like a monkey

I wish that it wasn't raining (or snowing, sleeting, etc.)

[timytamy]

Granted but now the world is flooded.

I wish for a robot.

[LightWaves1636]

Granted but it doesn't work and you find out ship date is tomorrow!

I wish for a FRC regional in alaska!

[delsaner]

Granted. All of the robots freeze up, and they are unable to play. You now are stuck at a competition with robots that cant play, and you can no longer bear the cold.

I wish i was in shape.

[Vermeulen]

Granted, but now you're trapped in an isocahedron that's in an active game of D&D.

I wish I had 6 more weeks of build season.

[JohnFogarty]

Granted, but then the animation is so fantastic that it destroys your graphics card and your computers motherboard after you finish watching it.

I wish our team could go compete in St. Louis with our FRC robot and do really well.

[KarenH]

Granted. You do so well that you win the FRC Championship AND the Chairman's Award. However, after you get home, your brother dies, your mentor's mother dies, and a hurricane destroys your best friend's house, so you forget how happy you were to win.

I wish my second kitten wouldn't bite so hard.

[EricH]

Originally Posted by KarenH

I wish my second kitten wouldn't bite so hard.

Granted. Now the first one bites even harder.

I wish that the electricals would get our senior design project wired up correctly.

[Peck]

granted, they wire it up "correctly" so that the wires loose connection when they get hot.

I wish I could fix all problems

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

Granted, but eventually you fix all problems, thus making the world boring and gray. Alien explorers come to study the planet but find it uninteresting so they destroy the planet for a highway to the more unknown parts of the galaxy.


I wish awkward silences could be broken easier

[LV_Matterhorn]

Granted. All awkward silences are now immediately broken by even more awkward statements, which in turn causes another awkward silence (which will then, of course, be broken), causing an infinite loop and the world is plagued with a cacophony of awkward speech.

I wish the Leafs would win the Stanley Cup.

[nitneylion452]

Granted, but in all the elation of a Stanley Cup victory, the people of Toronto rise up in revolution. As punishment for the revolt, Toronto is broken up into 12 districts. Each year, every district will tribute 2 people, one male and one female, to partake in a fight to the death. The lone winner will be given riches beyond their wildest dreams, but there will be no Maple Leafs hockey anymore.


I wish FRC fields were easier to assemble.

[nssheepster]

Granted, but now the easy-to-assembel fields fall apart every time somebody sneezes, collapsing on your head to cause a concussion and make you think you are a hungry bear.

I wish I could spell better.

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

Granted, but you spell so well now that people put you in charge of redoing the English language and you do so well that no one understands anything you spell or say anymore

I wish i was not made of apple pie