Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[1168Programmer]

Granted, and you become so good that people only want you to play the piano, so you are forced to quit your robotics team and your team loses because you weren't there to take care of some very important design/build aspect.

I wish our robot wasn't illegal...

[Superllama12]

Granted, but the reason it was illegal was because it was an ALIEN ARTIFACT WITH ALIEN EGG SACKS THAT STEAL YOUR SOOOOOOOUUUUUUL!!!!

I wish I could pull a Jace the Mind Sculptor out of a Worldwake pack...wow, I am a nerd!

[Superllama12]

Granted, but the wish fairy has no idea what "speel" means, so instead she sends in the UNIBROW OGRES!!!!!

I wish my foot wasn't tingling right now (it fell asleep

[Newo95]

Granted. Your foot gets cut off in a horrible limbo accident and now it's not tingling.

I wish our robot was done

[Spiritor_XYZ]

Granted but it's terrible and will probably lose the game anyway.

I wish I could not be bored right now.

[mangagirl41]

Granted, but then for the rest of your life after this you will always be bored!!

I Wish Rabbits could talk our language

[mayde]

granted. but you're so good that you are kidnapped by aliens in order to be placed in an intergalactic zoo as a perfect Native American specimen, and you never see your FIRST team, your family, or friends again.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be horribly corrupted.

[ChaosX73]

Such a request violates the very nature of this thread. The FIRST secret police notice your violation and promptly assassinate you in the middle of the night.

I wish I was better at French.

[come-at-me-bro]

Originally Posted by ChaosX73

Such a request violates the very nature of this thread. The FIRST secret police notice your violation and promptly assassinate you in the middle of the night.

I wish I was better at French.

In the future (possibly by the time we are adults) French will be a desolate land and nobody will need to remember the archaic country.


I wish the hate on Bronies would be lifted.

[rsegrest]

Granted...BUT...all the bronies turn into zombies thus causing you to have to barricade yourself in your house to keep the zombie bronies from eating your brains which in turn causes your entire team to miss build season...congratulations now you can't compete in Rebound Rumble...


I wish...'the game' was over...

P.S. You just lost the game.. bwahahahaha....

P.P.S If you don't know what 'the game' is follow this link...after Wikipedia is back up...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

[Schantz96]

Granted, but now an even more annoying game has been created. That is even more well known and common.

I wish for my wish to come true without corruption. TAKE THAT!

[Ninja_Bait]

Nope. Stubborn poster is too stubborn.

I wish for all right triangles to have side lengths that are Pythagorean triples.

[come-at-me-bro]

Originally Posted by Ninja_Bait

Nope. Stubborn poster is too stubborn.

I wish for all right triangles to have side lengths that are Pythagorean triples.

The person granting the wish is actually a dyslexic and decided to wing your wish and make a python triangle.

I wish for there to be law on reproduction where you have to pass an IQ Test and score an IQ of at least 120 to be able to reproduce.

[davidthefat]

Originally Posted by come-at-me-bro

The person granting the wish is actually a dyslexic and decided to wing your wish and make a python triangle.

I wish for there to be law on reproduction where you have to pass an IQ Test and score an IQ of at least 120 to be able to reproduce.

Unfortunately, Congress failed to comprehend your request, so they made everyone with an IQ of 120 or less reproduce.

I wish someone would help me understand this thread.

[Renegades2012]

But once you understand the thread there would be no use for it.

I wish some people weren't jerks! They get on my nerves