Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[legotech25]

but every good empire falls eventually...

i wish I could program

[blaise]

, but my programming skills formated my hard drive...

I wish I had a submarine...

[Taylor]

You have a submarine, and your friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door. Unfortunately, that means they all inhale salt water audibly.

I wish I had a pool table.

[crafty]

Granted, but the billiards and cue sticks are sold separately.

I wish I had 6 more weeks to learn how to drive our robot.

[Hiromi]

You get six more weeks, but you are in a horrible accident and experience extensive brain damage. As of tommorrow, you are a vegetable.

I wish they made iPod nano's in the color orange.

[nathan watson]

you got an orange ipod but the color orange gives you cancer

i wish i was chuck norris

[comwiz7]

You become chuck norris, but then you die of cancer too. You bought an orange ipod.

I wish I was tall.

[Hiromi]

You get taller, but everything, and everyone, gets shorter, and you walk hunched over all of the time because of the low ceiling, and all the kids at school make fun of you

I wish I had some Earl Grey

[gondorf]

granted but then the can of earl gray explodes and you die of poisoning ( dont know what earl gray is)
i wish that our robot was finished

[Grant Cox]

It is finished, but the FedEx truck gets t-boned on the way to its first regional. Your time, labor, and hard last-minute efforts to get it done are all shot.

I wish I wasn't so busy all the time.

[Hiromi]

Ok, well you aren't busy all of the time, in fact, you are a vegetable, doing nothing but sit on your couch all of the time, eating cheese puffs until you weight 500 lbs. and die of heart disease.


I wish our robot hadn't broken during competition so we might have actually gotten somewhere.

Originally Posted by gondorf

granted but then the can of earl gray explodes and you die of poisoning ( dont know what earl gray is)

lol Earl Grey is english tea.

[KarenH]

Your robot goes somewhere, all right. It flies out of the field and runs over the ref on its way to putting your state governor in the hospital. The governor came to the competition because he liked the invitation letter YOU wrote to him when you did Dean's homework.

I wish my family didn't spend quite so much time in robotics.

[Schnabel]

OK, but then you loose all of your ability to build and program robots, so you eventually just start doing nothing as the slow and painful process of not wanting to do something as much completely destroys your life and eventually kills you. But on the good side, at least you aren't doing robots as much anymore.

I wish that I would get a new computer soon.

[Cuog]

No worries the computer will be outdated in a month

I wish I could sing

[Eric Finn]

You can sing, but your tone fluctuates between 2 octaves too low and 2 octaves too high for what you're singing.

I wish any object could be programmed.