Programming jokes

[JBotAlan]

[not really a joke, but you might appreciate this]
I never could figure out why my auton never worked freshman year; I was just learning C and had written this:

if (counter = 5) {
pwm01 = 254;
pwm02 = 254;
counter = counter + 1;
}

I told the drive guys that "yeah, it would be fine and work"...needless to say the robot took off and smashed into the other side of the field...[/notajoke]
-------------
Insults:
Go put do loops in your slow loop! (crashes the processor)
Go plug your computer into the tether port! (explodes the system board)


I'm working on some more, so I'll probably post again, but there's the ones I've got for now.

End Post (VB reference)