Programming jokes

[Stuart]

if(1==1)
{
actNormal();
}
else
{
temp = black;
black = white;
white = temp;
temp = up;
up = down;
down = temp;
/*^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*/
//correcting for rip in space time
}


ok heres a good one.

2 programmers are changing a light bulb. programmer #1 takes out the light bulb then programmer #2 puts in the replacement light bulb. As he does this programmer #1 starts to get an angry look on his face . . programmer #2 stops then says " ohh sorry off by one error".