pic: What's wrong here?

[dangerousdave]

Several choices here can be given.
Assumption: front person is "dude" background person is "guy".

• Dude is toughing up while guy with the screwdriver removes the screw accidentally impaled into dude.
  
• Dude is thinking he is the Arby's guy with silver tetrahedrons above his head wishing he was back in 2005 playing First's Triple Play game.
  
• Dude wishes he had a "cooler" pair of goggles.
  
• Dude wishes he had gone to Hair Cuttery earlier in the day.
  
• Dude wonders "What might have been if we had followed the blue prints behind me when we built our robot".
  
• Dude wonders "Why didn't the photographer Photoshop my red eye".
  
• Dude says "That comic strip behind the metal post sure isn't funny."
  
• Dude wonders "How did that red spot get on the hanging blinds".
  
• Dude wonders "What are those black, blue and brown slices coming out of the right side of my head".
  
• Dude wonders if his girlfriend will kiss him tonight.
  
• Guy daydreams whether dudes girlfriend will kiss him tomorrow night.
  
• Dude wonders "How can I permanently get rid of that long curly group of hair on my chin".
  
• Dude wonders "I could have a V8". (This is for the older crowd)
  
• Dude wishes he had a cool t-shirt like guy

Just a few thoughts. Had a wild hair today. Enjoy!