CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143

[Joe Matt]

Freshman Animation Unit 15: DONE
Freshman Animation Unit 16: Awaiting fresh hoodie supply

[EricH]

Haircutting unit: $10,000
Transport for said haircutting unit: Through the roof
Watching freshmen wander into it: Priceless

For everything else, there's Koko Ed...

[Kyle]

Finally after years of searching engineers have found a way to get haircuts, now they just need to find one to give out good haircuts...

[JaneYoung]

Team member: While playing a game of checkers with KoKo Ed all I said was,
'king me' and this is what happened.

Warning - if you play checkers with KoKo Ed, you may get crowned by a robotic arm while he sits and chuckles.

[fluffy]

How many times to I have to tell you that Hoang is NOT a ringer?

[EddieMcD]

"See, this is what hapens when you forget to wear your forehead protectors."

[Wayne Doenges]

Robot: *thinks* "I wonder if these soft robots are built like me?"
Hoang: "Is it just me or is that robot gesturing for me to come over?"
Robot: "Here comes one of them now. I'll just unscrew it's sensory package and look inside"
Hoang: "HELP!! It's trying to take my head off!!!"

[Travis Hoffman]

"I went to a robotics competition, and all I got was this stupid hat."

[GaryVoshol]

In the GM Superbowl ad, the fired robot wakes up and finds he didn't make a mistake. In reality, he was canned and went postal.

[65_Xero_Huskie]

"This is an example of what NOT to do when the robot is live."
"Now where did my hair go?"

[Taylor]

Things this machine does not do:
1. Cone of Silence.
2. Matrix-esque data entry.
3. Give the user a permanent.
4. Unscrew the user's head like a bottle cap
5. Administer superior mental powers

Things this machine does do:
1. Makes anyone posing with it look like a total doofus

[Koko Ed]

The X-Cats thought they we're clever combining the human player with the actual robot but that idea was quickly shot down in the Q&A. So it was back to the drawing board for them and hours of expensive and painful surgurey for Hoang.