CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #146

[James1902]

Amanda: "hey isn't arm contact outside the bumper zone not allowed?!!"

[kawelch]

Last year Amanda loses a KK eating contest and we end up hanging "donuts"
This year she loses an arm wrestling contest and the game will be..I shutter to think.

[Rich Wong]

No one knew why Woodie was winning the 2007 FIRST Mentor Arm Wrestling Contest until…..

Little girl, “Mr. Flowers! Isn’t that Mr. Kamen’s new experimental cybernetic prosthetic arm?”

[Travis Hoffman]

Woodie would soon rue the day he accepted Amanda's gracious offer to share some of her liquid hand sanitizer following dinner, as he spied a smirking JVN surreptitiously sneaking a bottle of Crazy Glue back into his pocket. Luckily, Ozzy Kamen had some acetone handy having recently removed all the black nail polish from his fingers, and soon, order was restored to the table....save for JVN's face.

[Pavan Dave]

Amanda first thought Woodie was weak and could easily win, but I think shes learned her lesson. Woodie's got game!

[Zyik]

Amanda should go get that arm from Dean. Hopefully she won't challenge him to something!

[Mister_Juggles]

Woodie vanquishes yet another hopeful opponent without even a grunt of effort.

"But how does he do it?" wonders an admiring onlooker, "He's beaten everyone here!"

As if to answer the question, Woodie breaks into song:
"I'm strong 'till the finich,
'cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Woodie, the arm-wrestlin' man!
Toot Toot!"

[EddieMcD]

Observer #1: "Wait a sec, is this the finals of the ladies' division or the seniors' division?"
Observer #2: "I... can't tell."

<not entry>

Originally Posted by KathieK

Once again it's a case of the Midwest trying to take on the Northeast. <shakes head> When will they ever learn?

Yeah... so Kathie wins. </not entry>

[MissInformation]

Amanda: "If I win... uhfff... next's year's robots will have to... argggg!"
Woodie: "Forget it... wheez... you're going down... grrrr... the robots will still have to..."

How else did you think important decisions are made in FIRST?

[Taylor]

<replacement entry> (Andy Baker's thought) Man, this armwrestling match is lasting longer than it takes for Billfred to judge one of his Unofficial CD Caption Contests! </replacement entry>

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by boiler

<replacement entry> (Andy Baker's thought) Man, this armwrestling match is lasting longer than it takes for Billfred to judge one of his Unofficial CD Caption Contests! </replacement entry>

Except for giving Taylor his -infinity, I've just been a smidge too busy to get this week's judging knocked out. I'm invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule; hopefully, I'll be able to get it tomorrow afternoon/night.

Whether you want to blame it on my marketing research paper, my media arts project, my marketing practicum final report and presentation, or work for my actual job is up to you.

[Andy Baker]

Lucy: "Go Amanda! Here is a spoonful of luck!"

[Joe Matt]

Copiloi goes dirty and tries to blind Woodie with his camera.

[Taylor]

<not an entry> Woohoo! - sideways8! I win, golf-rules style! </not an entry>

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Lucy: "Go Amanda! Here is a spoonful of luck!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Woodie would soon rue the day he accepted Amanda's gracious offer to share some of her liquid hand sanitizer following dinner, as he spied a smirking JVN surreptitiously sneaking a bottle of Crazy Glue back into his pocket. Luckily, Ozzy Kamen had some acetone handy having recently removed all the black nail polish from his fingers, and soon, order was restored to the table....save for JVN's face.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) raymaniac
3) wpdrummer
4) kawelch
5) KathieK
6) Mister_Juggles
7) MissInformation
8) Joe Matt
9) Koko Ed
10) Al Skierkiewicz
11) EddieMcD
12) boiler

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Steve W

Woodie, could you explain the bottle of pills on your right?

Steroids you say. I don't think that they are necessary against Amanda.

(Did you know that it was another picture of Amanda that brought about the burn award in the first place?)

Which means the scores are:

EddieMcD    105
MissInformation    101
Rich Wong    97
Wayne Doenges    96
Boiler    92
JaneYoung    86
Al Skierkiewicz    85
GaryV1188    66
Steve W    65
Koko Ed    65
KathieK    60
Cuog    60
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
Skimoose    54
InfernoX14    54
Travis Hoffman    51
EricS-Team180    49
Hiteak    49
Andy Baker    46
Cody Carey    45
Mister_Juggles    43
Jay H 237    39
Joe Matt    39
efoote868    38
Dave Scheck    36
Dlavery    33
EricH    33
BlondeNerd    30
Icurtis    29
Andrew Blair    29
Goober!!!    29
Raymaniac    26
Michelle Celio    25
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
“Big Mike”    21
taylort    20
Schnabel    20
Arefin Bari    18
wpdrummer    17
Gary Dillard    17
Thegathering    17
Jgjedi10    17
Artdutra04    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Barry Bonzack    12
Nehalita    12
65_Xero_Huskie    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Alex Cormier    9
Elgin Clock    8
anna~marie    7
Pavan    7
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
trilogism    5
Zyik    5
Don Rotolo    4
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
Conor Ryan    4
Kyle    4
SizzelChest330    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
ALIBI    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
kawelch    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
fluffy    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
huff_dragon    1
i_am_Doug    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
looneylin    1
Marc P.    1
Miketwalker    1
Peter Matteson    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
whlspacedude    1
whytheheckme    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

Onward!