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[Andy Baker]

Originally Posted by Karthik

"Don't try and teach a pig to sing, you'll only waste your time and annoy the pig."
"You can't get water from a stone."

Karthik,

We farm boys say it like this:

"Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and only the pig will enjoy it."

Also, Karthik, from my experience, not much annoys pigs. However, your singing would do the trick. That quote works for you.



Andy B. (aka: Pig Wrestler)