CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #152

[BlondeNerd]

Guy in red: What's that?
Guy in blue: *Quickly minimizes* Umm...nothing
Guy in white: I told you, looking up cheat codes does NOT make you a better video game player!!

[Schnabel]

How many software engineers does it take to program a robot?

[EricS-Team180]

a sneak peek of the judges from the new reality show...So You Think You can Program?!?

[taylort]

Guy in Blue: "Look, Ma, no hands!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"You know, I have heard other team's software people actually get a table. Why don't we have a table?"

[Rich Wong]

At the Beach Bot computer lab the mentors learned about the advanced programming that is required to operate the robotic camera.
It takes multi-processing, complex algorithms, spatial perception and teamwork to work the camera’s function.

Joe, “Pan left, pan left, you need to pan left!”

Steele, “Don’t tell me how to pan young man.
I was panning before you know how to walk.
Worry about your tilt. Tilt is for sissies.”

Greg,” You need to pan the camera to your other left.”

[efoote868]

white: Yep.
red: Yep.
blue: Yep.

[Travis Hoffman]

Shortlee aftur this pick wuz takin, Greg "Gramur Curmudgoon" Ross cood bee herd cakling "AWL YOU'RE WERDS ARRRRRRRRRRR BEELONG TWO US!!!!!" as his "lern2spel_j00dummies.pwned" spel chek viroos spreaded two CD users' kompootors everyware.

......loks likke it cood uze a littel werk.....

[KathieK]

"So how many more hours can we surf the net before somebody realizes we aren't doing anything???"

[EddieMcD]

"The Beach-Bots were up to their most nefarious scheme ever trying to hack the CD Unofficial Caption Contest. Luckily, they all got a BSOD: the Billfred Screen of Death. On a side note, this also preoccupied Billfred enough so EddieMcD could sneak in yet another entry after the 'deadline'."

[Steve W]

The lest you know, the lower you go.

[lukevanoort]

Greg: Okay guys, I've had enough of this. Its a tonsure and there is no way that it could be interfering with the camera.
Guy in white: Hey the camera's working now.
Guy in blue: Greg must've turned his head.
Greg: I'm not bald!

[Billfred]

This will work at some point.

First place goes to...

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Greg: "OK, the information I'm picking up from the camera looks great.
Man in blue shirt: "Yea, the program is working too. It's tracking the light."
Man in white shirt: "Should I be picking up the Total Gym infomercial?"

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Jessica Boucher

When faced with the choice of sleeping or taking the time to set up a picture so it looks like you are working while sleeping, the latter prevails.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) whytheheckme
2) InfernoX14
3) Zyik
4) GaryV1188
5) mocat1530
6) cooker52
7) Bcahn836
8) BlondeNerd
9) EricS-Team180
10) Travis Hoffman
11) KathieK
12) EddieMcD

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Red shirt: Hey, I got the camera working!
Blue shirt: Hey, I got the swerve code working!
White shirt: Hey! I got Windows working!

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD    115
Wayne Doenges    114
MissInformation    111
Rich Wong    109
JaneYoung    104
Boiler    100
Al Skierkiewicz    96
GaryV1188    76
Travis Hoffman    74
Koko Ed    73
InfernoX14    72
KathieK    69
Steve W    68
EricS-Team180    65
Skimoose    62
Cuog    61
Mocat1530    56
Lukevanoort    56
Joe Matt    53
Hiteak    51
Andy Baker    48
Mister_Juggles    46
Cody Carey    45
efoote868    42
Jay H 237    40
EricH    40
Dave Scheck    36
BlondeNerd    36
Dlavery    33
Raymaniac    32
Andrew Blair    31
Icurtis    29
Goober!!!    29
Michelle Celio    25
Greg Needel    23
Schnabel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
“Big Mike”    21
taylort    21
Arefin Bari    18
Josh Goodman    18
Jessica Boucher    17
wpdrummer    17
Gary Dillard    17
Thegathering    17
Kyle A    17
Barry Bonzack    16
Artdutra04    16
Dorienne    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
Nehalita    12
Bcahn836    12
65_Xero_Huskie    12
Zyik    12
Dylan    10
Alex Cormier    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Elgin Clock    8
Don Rotolo    8
Pavan    8
whytheheckme    8
anna~marie    7
Kyle    7
Stephi Rae    6
Rick Tyler    6
cooker52    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
trilogism    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
Beth Sweet    4
Conor Ryan    4
Nuttyman54    4
SizzelChest330    4
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
ALIBI    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
kawelch    2
kramarczyk    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
fluffy    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Marc P.    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
Peter Matteson    2
robotcanuck1676    2
114ManualLabor    1
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
Eugenia Gabrielov    1
huff_dragon    1
i_am_Doug    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
Kelly    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
technoL    1
tony.dalia.195    1
waiakea2024    1
Wetzel    1
whlspacedude    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

Onward!