Macaroni and Cheese

[Mike]

It was a close battle, of epic proportions. My living room has not seen competition like this since the dog had to choose between the squeaky bone or the squeaky duck.



First we must analyze how each utensil FEELS. Due to the lighter end area of the fork, it has a much more centered balance point. This leads to a lighter and thus quicker scooping and serving of the yummy yummy macness. The spoon requires more material to provide serving functionality, thus it cannot be balanced precisely between the thumb, index and middle finger.

Due to the nature of Kraft© Macaroni and Cheese™ it provides itself the method of being able to retain a sort of liquid, yet solid movement. On the fork it was expected to only have the ability of being "forked" rather than "spooned" by the fork. That is, we at the testing laboratory, believed it rather impossible to be able to not only fork macaroni but also carry it on TOP of the prongs, in a manner similar to that of a spoon. We were proven wrong, in substantial disbelief. This now means that with a fork, you can have the functionality of a spoon. Without the need for a girly man cop-out for those too indecisive between the two.


"Sporks are girly man cop-outs."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, 2006 California Governor Debates

All said and done: The fork is better than the spoon.