Programmer's excuse

[Boydean]

Originally Posted by Kingofl337

Due to popular demand to replace the pointless progress bar on the current versions of easyC, intelitek is proud to introduce for the 2008 season the all new IFI/intelitek Loader.

Now thats what I'm talking about.

[AdamHeard]

Originally Posted by Kingofl337

Due to popular demand to replace the pointless progress bar on the current versions of easyC, intelitek is proud to introduce for the 2008 season the all new IFI/intelitek Loader.

please, please let that be real.

[Eldarion]

Obviously no one here has gotten into the wonderful world of large-scale FPGA synthesis, or compiling the Linux kernel, for that matter. Those processes can take hours!!!

[mtaman02]

Originally Posted by Kingofl337

Due to popular demand to replace the pointless progress bar on the current versions of easyC, intelitek is proud to introduce for the 2008 season the all new IFI/intelitek Loader.

Now thats Funny
Is it user controllable?
Does it play the traditional music while compiling and then the crash sound when the code crashes in the middle of compiling?
Does the blocks move Slower/Faster on the amount of Speed and RAM available?

[Marc P.]

Originally Posted by Eldarion

Obviously no one here has gotten into the wonderful world of large-scale FPGA synthesis, or compiling the Linux kernel, for that matter. Those processes can take hours!!!

The ultimate compiling excuse would be running Gentoo linux, where virtually every installable package is compiled from source. On an older system I had, it took an entire week to get everything I needed compiled (kernel, bootloader, X, KDE, firefox, openoffice, etc).

Any time an update was available, I'd have to plan on not using that machine for a few hours while it compiled. Kind of annoying, but it's a great distribution to get under the hood and really play with the guts of linux.

[joeweber]

Lets get real. Its never programing, its always wired wrong! Just ask the programmer.

[Alan Anderson]

Originally Posted by joeweber

Lets get real. Its never programing, its always wired wrong! Just ask the programmer.

There's a flip side to that reality: the typical electrical group firmly believes that any wiring issues can be fixed in software. (The typical mechanical group merely believes that most mechanical issues can be fixed in software.)

[Bomberofdoom]

Originally Posted by Alan Anderson

There's a flip side to that reality: the typical electrical group firmly believes that any wiring issues can be fixed in software. (The typical mechanical group merely believes that most mechanical issues can be fixed in software.)

So true, so sad.
"Man, I'm tired...hey, let's go get some food and blame the programmers that the arm isn't going up."

[Salik Syed]

Unfortunately I can't use that excuse at work ... since almost all my code is in javascript, php, ruby or some other interpreted language!

[EHaskins]

Originally Posted by Salik Syed

Unfortunately I can't use that excuse at work ... since almost all my code is in javascript, php, ruby or some other interpreted language!

Now all you need is an excuse to change to a compiled language.

[mtaman02]

Yeah usually anything electrically wrong with the robot (motor wires reversed) can be fixed in programming =). Why fix the problem by reversing the wires when you can just edit the code to compensate and if it doesn't work out blame the programmer any way =).

[Salik Syed]

Once you go to flexible interpreted languages like ruby or python programming in regular OOP languages like java or C++ is such a drag... you can never go back.

[Red Mage]

Code on our team laptop rarely takes long at all, what we did was finish the code, test the code, change the code, test again, and then spent 2 weeks driving '06's robot around the hallway, and parallel parking whilst another member was playing Super Metroid on an emulator. No one bothered us because the construction team never finished until after Day 1 at Hofstra.

I find another good XKCD to be http://xkcd.com/292/