November 3, 2007 Brunswick Eruption 6

[Wayne C.]

As you probably heard, at BE6 a week from Saturday we will be having an-

EVIL SUNDAE EATING CONTEST

This e-mail is designed to answer you questions about just how evil these sundaes are and to encourage each team to choose 1 champion to represent them in the event

What the x%&&*) is an Evil Sundae?

Evil Sundaes are the concoction of my sinister assistant coach Bob Goldman who was fending off a practical joke by a student. The student was later served an ice cream sundae with a unique topping- crisp, greasy bacon. Wayne Penn was served a similar sundae after the NJ Regional this spring and HE suggested we offer a prize to anyone who can effectively eat one of these things.

Of course Evil sundaes have evolved since then…..

What is in and Evil Sundae?

That is a closely guarded secret but let me say
a. Everything in it is edible
b. It is not kosher
c. If you have allergies I would avoid eating one
d. Part of the sundae is green
e. Part of the sundae is red
f. Nothing will crawl out of it
g. You don’t need to eat the bones or shells
h. No small animals were harmed in the making of Evil Sundaes
i. It made Wayne Penn reconsider desserts for a long time….


What are the rules of the contest?

Rule 1- Only 1 champion can represent a team. Champions will register in the morning with our pit sign up person.

Rule 2- This is a timed contest. The first person to COMPLETELY consume an entire Evil Sundae will win.

Rule 3- Champions on each team may bring with them their favorite sundae eating spoon. This spoon can be of any size and decorated any way. And it must be tasteful and reflect gracious professionalism. For those not bringing a “champion’s spoon” we will provide plastic spoons- which might be a handicap.

Rule 4- The champion must “keep the sundae down” for at least two minutes after the contest. While we don’t expect regurgitation, barf bags will be provided for each contestant.


The contest will be held at the end of the lunch period in our Commons area. A special tiki will be awarded the winning team at the end of the day.



So start stretching those bellies, plugging those nostrils and training to gorge. This may be your only shot to be Master of Evil!!!

WC