CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #173

[DonRotolo]

To help recover from the shock of meeting their mirror image, and the ensuing identity crises, 'K and 'K now wear ID - upside down so they car read it more easily - to remind themselves of who they are.

[NPOE]Oh, to be in the 'K club...<sigh> [/NPOE]

Don

[Chief Pride]

"Its a little hard to tell, but they really are siamese twins... Joined at the shoulder."

[KathieK]

This just proves that Krispy Kremes aren't the only good thing in FIRST that have the initials KK!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

One day in Mr. Lavery's kindergarten class...
"OK boys and girls, in this picture what things are not like the other?"
Andy, "Karthik is taller?"
Karen, "Kathie smiles better""
Beth, "Karthik lives across the border?!?"
Wayne, "Kathie doesn't jump up and down?"
Chris, "Oh I know! I know! Karthik can't sing!!!"
Jane, "You can't tell that from the picture!"
Everyone, "Yes you can!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Here we see Karthik and Kathie pausing to pose for a picture at the inaugural FIRST-Relevant Halloween Costume Party. Kathie comes dressed as an FVC judge, while Karthik is resplendent in his Hat on a 2006 Pokey Pokey Stick outfit.

Somewhere off camera, Travis Hoffman is having difficulty putting on his 2004 purple ball headpiece, 2001 big ball vest, 2-stack bin arms and 4-stack bin legs ensemble.....

"We need some truly 3XL game pieces for 2008 so I can actually wear game objects that fit me!!!" Travis was heard muttering next to an empathetic Dave Lavery, dressed as an insane Scottish Highlander on a Segway.

And that's how giant inflatable clowns finally found their way into a FIRST competition game. The End.

[Elgin Clock]

Kathie: Hey Karthik, they want us to pose together for a future caption contest!
Karthik: I want it to be my team number's caption contest.
Kathie: You'll be waiting a loooooong time for that one there buddy!
Karthik: Good point, maybe you'll have a better chance at this one.

/me looks at caption contest number.

[EricS-Team180]

...
Kontestant #1: "What are Krispy Kremes?"
Mr. Trebek: "That right for $100"
Kontestant #1: I'll stick with Kathie K's Favs for $200
Mr Trebek: "...a true Kanadian singing star!...and here's a photo"
Kontestant #1: ...ummm "Who is Paul Anka?"
Mr Trebek: Sorry...no...you might want to look at the photo again!"
Kontestant #2: "who is Karthik!"
Mr Trebek: "...judges? I'll need a FULL name."
Kontestant #2: "Who is Karthik <squints> KanIgeta...no...um...
<squints harder> Karthik Kangaroopa...no!...ummm
Karthik Kanagasabapathy! "
Mr Trebek: "Yes! for $200."
Kontestant #2: "Great! I'll try Hoffman Highlites for a hundred"
...

[3dude_2231]

"ahhh... the perfect disKuise...
Karthik: "I'll just put this cap on, to match up with Kathie's hight, now we're practically the same person.."

[kramarczyk]

Here we see the winnering entry of the FCL during it's inaugeral year... the FIRST Cloning League... based upon Dean Kamen's latest scientific interest. The winning team, while thrilled with the outcome, promised an even more impressive demonstration at the upcoming IRI talent show. The author was assured that the artifacts resulting from a unit mismatch between vendors would be corrected by that time.

[Rich Kressly]

And next on Montel Williams. Sons with embarrassingly long names are reunited with their birth mothers.

[EddieMcD]

"I thought it was physically impossible for those two to be in the same place without the universe exploding..."

<not part of entry>Well, it was nice being in first place for all of 10 hours...</not part of entry>