pic: "Someone had to much fun at BE 6.0"

[Morgan Gillespie]

Originally Posted by Kyle

See what really happened was he was saving a bus load of old folks and puppies from a gang of ninjas that happened to also be on fire...... and it did it all with just getting a small laceration to the finger.

Actually, Cokeley seems to have received a demented version of the story.
What actually occurred was Person R, thought it would be funny to zip tie Person M (One who was injured) to their significant other, Person M2, by their belt loops. It appeared to be fun for a while, yet they seemed to have major difficulty walking around. They were in search of a tool to remove the heavy duty zip tie binding them together, when the only tool Person M could find was a pair of scissors. Person M tried and tried to cut it, but could not seem to get it. Person M2 tried, who is stronger than Person M, and cut through the heavy duty zip tie. Person M's finger was in the wrong place at the wrong time, the tip of their finger was caught in the tip of the scissors as they slammed shut.