CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #174

[skimoose]

This is a test of your highly tuned CSI skills. What can we determine from this crime scene?

1. College Student: Bed seldom used. When sleep is inevitable, probably sleeps on the floor. More likely under bed, note nesting materials.
   
   
2. Male: Note blue blankey.
   
   
3. Nocturnal: Note window.
   
   
4. Music Lover: Keyboard lovingly tucked into laundry basket.
   
   
5. Health Conscious: Judging by the copious quantities of carbs and carbonated beverages.
   
   
6. Three Armed: Note joysticks.
   
   
7. Afraid of Authority Figure/RA: Note lack of posters or decorations on walls to violate dorm policy.
   
   
8. Confirmed Cave Dweller: Refer to item 1. Note cat5 cable heading towards lair.
   
   
9. Card Carrying Member of the Tim Allen Fan Club: Note hording of power tools.
   
   
10. Eco-friendly/Fragrant: Note laundry detergent... unopened.

This was only a test.

Had this been a real crime scene, instructions would have accompanied this message on what to do if you encountered the occupant of this area.

This was only a test.