Programming jokes

[Redneck]

Originally Posted by artdutra04

We should make a LOLCODE to hex compiler. I so want to write programs like this:

HAI
CAN HAS API.H?
PLZ OPEN FILE MAIN.C
   AWSUM THX
      I HAS A VAR PWM_1 = 127
      IM IN YR LOOP
         UP VAR!!1
         IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 254? KTHX
            VISIBLE "ROBOT CAT CANNOT GO PAST 254"
      IM OUTTA UR LOOP
   O NOES
      VISIBLE "COMPILER CAT IS NOT AMUSED"
KTHXBYE

I am in favor of this, and will do anything in my power to assist in the creation of a LOLCODE compiler for FIRST.

My favorite programming joke: (Shamelessly stolen from a sig here on CD, sorry I don't remember your name!)
If it's falling apart, it's a mechanical problem.
If it's spewing magic smoke, it's an electrical problem.
If it's rampaging around destroying things, THEN it's a programming problem.