CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #181

[DonRotolo]

Big Mike shows that he's really just a little kid at heart.

Don

[npoe]Big Mike can cause spinal cord injuries just with his world-famous bear hugs[/n]

[GaryVoshol]

Home Depot supports its workers who compete in the Olympics. Hearing this, Big Mike decided to try out for the equestrian events. Unfortunately just after this photo was taken, the poor little pony was smushed into tiny fragments, causing Mike to call out, "Hi Ho Sliver, Away!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see Hoss Cartright reliving his childhood days.
Of course the horses were much bigger back then.

[Taylor]

I know you're all wondering, and yes, that is a full-grown Clydesdale.

[JaneYoung]

The Boss:

The mane problem with Mike is that we never know when he is doing a demo and when he is just horsing around. Not complaining, the merchandise is trotting right out the door. We may have to pony up with a nice bonus this year.

[KathieK]

Big Mike: "Let's see, if I start off at 42.349905 and -71.076072 and head towards kickoff, it will only take me... 342.242026 days to get there!"

Big Mike unknowingly reveals the answer to game hint #2!

[Schnabel]

Neigh, Get off me, neeeiigghh

[EricS-Team180]

Big Mike: "I'M a COWBOY!!!! ...On a STEEL ...ummm errr... HOBBY HORSE I Riiiiiiiiide! I'm wanted <shrieks> WANTED!!!!

Dead or Alive!!!!!!"

[EricH]

Which is faster: Big Mike afoot, or Big Mike on a horse?

[Barry Bonzack]

Dave already declared caption contest on this one... and since I have bowl game travel to worry about tomorrow, I shall default to my last caption.

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...Okay. fine. you twisted my arm. I'll make a new one.


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Horsey Horsey go to town.
Horsey Horsey Don't...Fall.... Dow- oh nevermind.

[Lil' Lavery]

Poor horse.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is one of the ways that Fisher Price tests to failure, everyone of it's products. It's not scientific but it works.

[Rich Wong]

This spy picture showed Big Mike testing and confirming that the new 2008 game pieces are durable and indestructible.

Home Depot is planning to stock over 100,000 rocking horse just before the kickoff.

[SSMike]

Big Mike: the first man in FIRST to ever lose a race to a wooden horse
-or-
I don't think that I've ever seen anyone losing a race to a horse witout a rider.

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