CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #181

[Lil' Lavery]

Poor horse.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is one of the ways that Fisher Price tests to failure, everyone of it's products. It's not scientific but it works.

[Rich Wong]

This spy picture showed Big Mike testing and confirming that the new 2008 game pieces are durable and indestructible.

Home Depot is planning to stock over 100,000 rocking horse just before the kickoff.

[SSMike]

Big Mike: the first man in FIRST to ever lose a race to a wooden horse
-or-
I don't think that I've ever seen anyone losing a race to a horse witout a rider.

/not part of post/ go with the bolded one /not part of post/

[Libby K]

Well, I guess Big Mike FINALLY got that pony he wanted for Christmas!

[kramarczyk]

If you think this is silly you should see his sidekick's costume.

[Rich Kressly]

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum ...

[Joe G.]

Black horse (in Nelson voice) Ha Ha

[Travis Hoffman]

Here we see Big Mike and his dainty mare, Powder Puff, crossing the finish line as the runner up entry in the 1st Annual Home Depot Large Guys on Little Horsies Race. The winner, Travis Hoffman, completed the race on his noble steed, Black Lightning (pictured to the left), about an hour prior to this photo being taken. Trav's due to come back from dinner at Chipotle any time now just to make sure Mike didn't crash and burn negotiating the last hairpin turn toward the home stretch in the Plumbing Department.

[EddieMcD]

"It's the Mafia's new method of horse-related 'accidents'."

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Home Depot supports its workers who compete in the Olympics. Hearing this, Big Mike decided to try out for the equestrian events. Unfortunately just after this photo was taken, the poor little pony was smushed into tiny fragments, causing Mike to call out, "Hi Ho Sliver, Away!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

The Boss:

The mane problem with Mike is that we never know when he is doing a demo and when he is just horsing around. Not complaining, the merchandise is trotting right out the door. We may have to pony up with a nice bonus this year.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) raymaniac
2) boiler
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) Travis Hoffman
6) EddieMcD
7) Don Rotolo
8) Lil' Lavery
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by dlavery

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
because they all had severe spinal cord injuries after Big Mike said "It's my turn to be jockey!"

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman    71
Wayne Doenges    68
JaneYoung    67
GaryVoshol    65
boiler    64
EddieMcD    64
KathieK    56
EricS-Team180    53
Al Skierkiewicz    52
Rich Wong    41
kramarczyk    40
skimoose    34
EricH    34
lukevanoort    30
rocketperson44    29
Greg Needel    29
Don Rotolo    29
BlondeNerd    23
InfernoX14    17
raymaniac    17
Barry Bonzack    16
cooker52    15
Jay H 237    13
joshsmithers    12
Tottanka    12
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Schnabel    10
Pavan    10
Hiteak    8
Nuttyman54    8
Alex Cormier    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Alexa Stott    6
Andy Baker    6
KarenH    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Richard    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
taylort    4
wpdrummer    4
Bcahn836    4
Danielle H    4
SSMike    4
Alan8or    3
Otaku    3
dlavery    3
Bharat Nain    3
Michelle Celio    3
Rich Kressly    3
Zyik    3
basicxman    3
artdutra04    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
sishu7    2
Tetraman    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
114ManualLabor    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
blakcheez    1
Conor Ryan    1
Dorienne    1
Elgin Clock    1
Goober!!!    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
Steve W    1

Onward!