Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Lions for First]

Done! while rideing your bike in the mountains you fall and crack your head open and die.

i wish i could fly

[Astarties]

Originally Posted by Lions for First

Done! while rideing your bike in the mountains you fall and crack your head open and die.

i wish i could fly

but you have to wait forever to fly because you're randomly screened at the airport

I wish I had a chariot pulled by hundreds of small VEX Robots

Granted, but no one likes you so you have no one to control the hundreds of vex robots. You then promptly drive of a cliff and die.


I wish my mouse (computer) was broken, and always went to the "refresh" button when I tried to move it.

[cardinalman86]

It does, but then your network goes down because all the servers connected got a virus and completely fried all internet access and made the refresh button completely obsolete.

I wish that the space between Indy and Bloomington, IL would random disappear and they would come together so i could live near my gf.

[MiniNerd24]

Fine but(sorry bout this)
She gets a different boyfriend who crashes the both of them into a tree and she blames you for getting hurt in a car accident.

I wish that all the teams would send us some Funyuns (simply because I love funyuns!)

[SSMike]

Granted but they get lost in the mail and you never get them.

I wish that I had an undo button (not for the computer but for if I screw something up in life)

[MTGdiablo]

Granted, although you will use it on something stupid, such as tripping over a stick, and not verifying the amount of time you wanted between the undo and the time you wanted back, it undo's immediately to the point of impact between your foot and the stick, causing yet another trip, and forty-five stitches in your left leg.

I wish my speakers would play louder than they already are right now.(full volume)

[Taylor]

What?!?



I wish this wish doesn't become horribly corrupted.

[Kittybot]

Well, techincally that's not possible, because you didn't technically make a wish, therefore I can't corrupt it anyway! (So there, ha!!)

I wish that I could meet Hayden Christiansen

[Astarties]

Originally Posted by Kittybot

Well, techincally that's not possible, because you didn't technically make a wish, therefore I can't corrupt it anyway! (So there, ha!!)

I wish that I could meet Hayden Christiansen

You get to meat him, but he's a major jerk and an idiot and doesn't even realize you're there


I wish our school would give us more funding instead of student council who waste it.

[jimbot]

I wish our school would give us more funding instead of student council who waste it.

They give it to you and your team becomnes rich and famous. But then they think you are to well off and take it all away leaving you with less than before.

I wish for a really long weekend. (longer than summer break). every weekend

[vivek16]

sigh... so do I

but... you forget what you learned the week before everytime and never learn anything.

-vivek

I wish I a swimming pool filled with orange jello (orange mind you, not that peach crap)

[MiniNerd24]

(I'm going by your poor grammar in saying you are a swimming pool...)
Granted you are now a pool of orange jello, except you are now gelatin that cannot live and so no one knows it's you and everyone in the world eats you(and dies).

[NOT WISH]I hope I don't get banned for this[/NOT WISH]
I wish I could date these hot roboticist girls. (Keep this the way it is)
(boy I wonder you all'll do to this one)

[basicxman]

done but they turn out to actually not to be so bright in robotics

[EricH]

Granted, but they are really good at everything you are not, and build a robot to chase you away from them after beating you up with your own tools.

I wish that this wish is not corrupted.