"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Drwurm]

"No Ryan! If you die in Inventor, you die in real life!" -Me to our team captain

[basicxman]

Originally Posted by Drwurm

"No Ryan! If you die in Inventor, you die in real life!" -Me to our team captain

lol "take the red pill or take the blue pill" one of them will lead to inventor success, the other shows you how far the rabbit hole goes

[Asiatique296]

"Snowball fight anyone?"

"No more targets!!!!"

as boredom overcame us, we made this target out of cardboard and hung it from one of the many pipes. We then drew a ninja and proceeded to throw random objects at it in a orderly fashion.
Objects including and not limited too: bits of extrusion, files, foam balls, yoga balls, other bits of cardboard, files, sharpies...

i think we also threw a sonic doll, but that must be verified

[JackknifeJustin]

"Our robot is like a murder weapon on wheels and we haven't even hooked it up to the battery yet."

[Scott Carpman]

"Where are the wires? I need to use the WiFi."

"Twinkies don't expire, they turn into twinkie beer."

"Man, I hope these envelopes don't have anthrax in the glue."

[JohnC]

"Get the radio out of the chain and put the robot in programming mode please."

^ par for the course

[ArtVandalay]

"Is that OUR chain on the field?"

[DPTeam270Driver]

Me-"hey that is one sexy robot"
Other person- "heyy, keep it in the envelope"

this happened at an invitational
Other person- "heyy WTF why isnt our robot working??"
Me- "Aww man!!!! we forgot to turn the robot on!!"

[shadow1083]

"no, i said you could only have one doughtnut not the whole box"

[Otaku]

P1: "Uh, should this be making smoke?"
P2: "...not really."
P3: "Well, it IS Harbor Freight, after all."

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Brian: "Does anybody have a toothbrush on them?"
Me: "...What's a toothbrush?"

(I'm not known for being extremely hygienic, so it's funny)

[Fab.Master]

1: "what happens when the red wire touches the black wire?!?!?"
2: "the current approaches infinity and theres a big spark-"
1: "COOL, lets try it!!!"
2: "and the battery could explode."
1: "okay...hmm... you try it, I'll watch!"

[Otaku]

Me: "See, Brian, this is why I don't do electronics."
Brian: "Why?"
Me: "I touched red to black once. It wasn't good."

[Karl200]

Quote 1

Friend; "Oh my gosh, Vanilla Ice is white"
Me; "Thats why he is Vanilla not Chocolate"


Quote 2

Me; "How do you do this question"
Frien; "Who cares just put something"

Quote 3

Friend (watching the kickoff game); "If you have a god, pray now!"

[Karibou]

Wait, there's more...

Ok, so I've been making pokemon cards for my team. Like, cutting and pasting pictures of my teammates onto pokemon card bases, and giving them attacks. I gave one of the co-captains (Charlie) the attack "Glare..."

Me: "Charlie: Ok, so when you stare someone down, the person who's being stared at feels guilty and kind of like a wimp (speaking from experience). Glare is an attack that paralyzes your opponent, which means that they have to flip a coin to see if they can attack. When you stare me down, I actually think about what I'm going to say next."
Charlie: "Does my glare seriously scare you guys?"
S1: "ya charlie's like that snake on harry potter...turn you into stone with his glare"
Me: "lol, I bet Charlie'll glad to hear that he's like a basilisk...does he have fangs too?"

It's kinda an inside joke, though...