"Quotes" that were said during build season

[EricH]

Originally Posted by JackknifeJustin

Mentor: "Make sure so wear safety glasses when you use the grinder."
Me: "I know. I have them on."
Mentor: "You should wear gloves too. Just in case."
Me: "I know. Already have them on." *Starts grinding*
Second Student: *walks up without safety glasses on to see what I am doing* "OMG I THINK THAT JUST HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!!!"
Mentor: "Thats why you aren't Safety Captain"

A word of warning--gloves are not a good idea when grinding. Use vise grips or pliers to hold a part, and dip the part in water to cool it off.

My Aero Design team has a set of our own quotes, but most are not appropriate. A few that are:
"Miss Behavin" -- last year's prototype
"Haulin' Mass" --Last year's competition plane
(the planes live up to their names)

And the usual jokes about the wire strippers (which like to disappear)...