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Car Nack Enlightens
Do not become confused with a person called Carnac who used to be on a TV show. That person only prophesied on trivial, useless items such as below.
Carnac's act involved a variation of the magician's billet reading trick: divining the answer to a question putatively written on a card sealed inside one of the envelopes, then opening the envelope to reveal the question. (Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban) CARNAC: Sis boom bah. ED McMAHON: Sis boom bah. (Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card) CARNAC (reading): Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes. or (Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban) CARNAC: U-C-L-A, A-F-L, C-I-O. ED McMAHON: U-C-L-A, A-F-L, C-I-O. (Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card) CARNAC (reading): How do you spell ucaliflicio? or (Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban) CARNAC: Green Acres. ED McMAHON: Green Acres. (Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card) CARNAC (reading): What does Kermit have after Miss Piggy kicks him in the groin? or (Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban) CARNAC: Dippity Do. ED McMAHON: Dippity Do. (Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card) CARNAC (reading): What forms on your dippity early in the morning. Car Nack has spoken. |
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