CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196

[JaneYoung]

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

[Akash Rastogi]

Blair thinking to self: "Man...don't I look good. That's right, give it up for me."
Mark thinking: "Man he looks good in those roller blades.....why can't I have roller blades?"

[EricH]

Blair: Hey, Mark...can I get some blue hair dye from you?
Mark: Now, Blair, you need to coordinate your hair with your shirt. Don't you see that?
Blair: Can you do the flowers for me, then?
Mark: Sure. Let me do the math first...

[Wayne Doenges]

Mark: "Where did you get the Lei?"
Blair: "I got it from a pretty Hawaiian girl when I got off of the plane."
Mark: "All I got was a stale bag of peanuts."
Blair: "What can I say, they like me better."

[GaryVoshol]

Blair: "Mark, we're in Hawaii. What are we doing inside? I say if no robots show up in 2 minutes, we hit the beach."

[Dan Petrovic]

Mark: It was you!
Blair: Me?
Mark: Yes you!
Blair: Couldn't be!
Both: Who stole the trackball from the overpass?!

[Barry Bonzack]

You do realize you look ridiculous.

[npoe]I'll let you decide which one said that[/npoe]

[BlondeNerd]

Mark: Don't you notice anything different?

Blair: Um, I don't know. New shoes?

[raymaniac]

Mark: Why is no one here?
Blair: I have no idea
Mark: And do you have absolutely no idea why I'm hearing reports of robots on the beach?
Blair: Absolutely none
Mark: Do you have any idea why they say someone in roller blades and a Hawiian shirt told them the regional moved to the beach?
Blair: Ummm...I think Dave might have some roller blades
Mark: But that's not important, we need to get to the beach with them!

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

[not an entry]

Random thoughts crossing my mind upon reading Jane's post:

Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

(So I googled the song "Almost Paradise" and found out quickly that Mike Reno was also the lead singer of the band Loverboy. Which, of course, leads one to think of a particular song.......)

Together: Workin for the Weekend, in Atlanta!!!

Cue the music.

Mark and Blair immediately begin an impromptu MC Battle, channeling Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley from classic SNL skits of yore....

It goes downhill from there.

[/Not An Entry]

[Rick TYler]

Blair: I did do the math, and my hair is still brown! I don't know, I just don't know...

EDITED: I hereby certify that this was NOT inspired by post #4.

[Taylor]

Mark: Can I borrow the skates? I'm practically wearing a helmet.

[Rich Wong]

Blair whispers,” Mark, Just check me out, this is how “Mr. Hawaii” should look.
Getting a blue shirt and blue hair then calling yourself “Mr. Blue Hawaii” just don't cut it.”

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Say Mark, I have this great idea. Why don't we send you to the south pole and you can announce from there?"
"Why would I agree to do that? I am here in beautiful Hawaii. I am enjoying the tropical breezes, the sun, the surf and the great Hawaiian hospitality."
"Well, I thought to myself, you are already all blue so down at the pole you'll just blend in with everyone else that is cold down there!"
"Blair, just stick to announcing!"

[kramarczyk]

[also not an entry]

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Workin for the Weekend, in Atlanta!!!

DSATKB???