CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196

[DonRotolo]

Mark: You're only on rollerblades so you can look taller than me!
Blair: (shrugs) So sue me!
Sue P.: (Just off frame, in Hawaiian shirt) Huh?

Don

[Edit] Maybe it shoulda been "Huh? Why... eeeee..." [/Edit]

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

[not an entry]

Random thoughts crossing my mind upon reading Jane's post:

Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

(So I googled the song "Almost Paradise" and found out quickly that Mike Reno was also the lead singer of the band Loverboy. Which, of course, leads one to think of a particular song.......)

Together: Workin for the Weekend, in Atlanta!!!

Cue the music.

Mark and Blair immediately begin an impromptu MC Battle, channeling Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley from classic SNL skits of yore....

It goes downhill from there.

[/Not An Entry]

[Rick TYler]

Blair: I did do the math, and my hair is still brown! I don't know, I just don't know...

EDITED: I hereby certify that this was NOT inspired by post #4.

[Taylor]

Mark: Can I borrow the skates? I'm practically wearing a helmet.

[Rich Wong]

Blair whispers,” Mark, Just check me out, this is how “Mr. Hawaii” should look.
Getting a blue shirt and blue hair then calling yourself “Mr. Blue Hawaii” just don't cut it.”

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Say Mark, I have this great idea. Why don't we send you to the south pole and you can announce from there?"
"Why would I agree to do that? I am here in beautiful Hawaii. I am enjoying the tropical breezes, the sun, the surf and the great Hawaiian hospitality."
"Well, I thought to myself, you are already all blue so down at the pole you'll just blend in with everyone else that is cold down there!"
"Blair, just stick to announcing!"

[kramarczyk]

[also not an entry]

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Workin for the Weekend, in Atlanta!!!

DSATKB???

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

[also not an entry]

DSATKB???

I think they'd need a keyboardist before they could do that one. I asked them to do some Journey once.....Ozzy's response wasn't pretty.

[EddieMcD]

Blair: "Sir Blue Hair, when I told you to bring me a shrubbery, I didn't mean one of these flowery things. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Mark: "Well geez, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
Mark leaves just as the three red alliance robots show up.

[EricS-Team180]

Mark: "I'm BLUE, da boo dee da boo die...da boo...
Blair: OK...I can roller disco to that.

[Billfred]

Hey, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Mark: Wouldn't it be terrible to get stranded at a regional... especially here!
Blair: That's why I already picked the boarding passes for my Aloha flight. I hate having to fight crowds to get them.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

Mark: "I'm BLUE, da boo dee da boo die...da boo...
Blair: OK...I can roller disco to that.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andy Baker
2) EddieMcD
3) Travis Hoffman
4) boiler
5) Barry Bonzack
6) JaneYoung
7) BlondeNerd
8) GaryVoshol
9) Rick TYler

And the freezer burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

"Say Mark, I have this great idea. Why don't we send you to the south pole and you can announce from there?"
"Why would I agree to do that? I am here in beautiful Hawaii. I am enjoying the tropical breezes, the sun, the surf and the great Hawaiian hospitality."
"Well, I thought to myself, you are already all blue so down at the pole you'll just blend in with everyone else that is cold down there!"
"Blair, just stick to announcing!"

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman    112
GaryVoshol    109
EddieMcD    107
boiler    103
JaneYoung    103
Wayne Doenges    98
KathieK    84
Al Skierkiewicz    79
EricH    74
EricS-Team180    70
kramarczyk    67
Don Rotolo    65
Rich Wong    55
skimoose    50
BlondeNerd    31
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
rocketperson44    29
Barry Bonzack    25
raymaniac    21
InfernoX14    18
joshsmithers    17
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    13
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
dlavery    10
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Rick TYler    9
Andy Baker    8
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Danielle H    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
Bharat Nain    3
Elgin Clock    3
Michelle Celio    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
Joe Matt    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
BandChick    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Dorienne    1
Goober!!!    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1
lilstogi11    1

Onward!

[Rick TYler]

Hah! I have more points than Andy Baker! What do I get?