CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

[joshsmithers]

Youngin': (muttering) Out of everyone on the team, they pick the kid with one good eye to align the robot. No sense made. Well, they better not blame me when we head toward the wrong mission. If they forgot the new code again......this is......mrnermirgmbc.....

[Barry Bonzack]

Veer me robot starboard, matey, Yarrrrrrrr!

[kramarczyk]

Brain: PINKY!!! Blast your infernal cycloptic thinking!!
Pinky: Narf!?!
Brain: I clearly specified that I wanted a stereoscopic vision system in this android to facilitate triangulation of the target's position.
Pinky: Narf???
Brain: *sigh* That googly eyed robot I showed you in the pretty 'Behind the Design' book.
Pinky: Oh, the googly eyed one, it's funny looking... narf... *hic*... But Brain, doesn't this android have two eyes?
Brain: Yes, Pinky it does... And I HAVE TO RUN BACK AND FORTH TO LOOK OUT EACH ONE!!! Just close the one on your side and I'll make due. Fortunately, my myopic friend, my android creation is child sized and the bystanders will simply think we are being... 'cute'. *shudders*

Brain: We'll have to do better tomorow if my plan is to succeed.
Pinky: Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Brain: *sigh* The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

[EddieMcD]

"Is he using his eye to align the robot? Because his eye is certainly not part of the robot, and he is therefore using something not part of the robot to assist with positioning it, in clear violation of Rule <G16>."

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see the best student who can align the robot within a micrometer, of his target, but his depth perception totally stinks.

[Billfred]

Ha, still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Brain: PINKY!!! Blast your infernal cycloptic thinking!!
Pinky: Narf!?!
Brain: I clearly specified that I wanted a stereoscopic vision system in this android to facilitate triangulation of the target's position.
Pinky: Narf???
Brain: *sigh* That googly eyed robot I showed you in the pretty 'Behind the Design' book.
Pinky: Oh, the googly eyed one, it's funny looking... narf... *hic*... But Brain, doesn't this android have two eyes?
Brain: Yes, Pinky it does... And I HAVE TO RUN BACK AND FORTH TO LOOK OUT EACH ONE!!! Just close the one on your side and I'll make due. Fortunately, my myopic friend, my android creation is child sized and the bystanders will simply think we are being... 'cute'. *shudders*

Brain: We'll have to do better tomorow if my plan is to succeed.
Pinky: Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Brain: *sigh* The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rick TYler

"They made me stand here posing for FIVE minutes, and then they crop everything out of the picture but my shoulder and left ear. Stupid photographer."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) JaneYoung
3) Don Rotolo
4) boiler
5) BlondeNerd
6) EddieMcD
7) GaryVoshol
8) Jeff Rodriguez

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Little Skippy was so upset his parents wouldn't buy him an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, he decided to build a fully functional replica out of LEGOs. Bad call, Skippy. Bad call.

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman    120
JaneYoung    117
GaryVoshol    114
EddieMcD    113
boiler    109
Wayne Doenges    101
KathieK    88
Al Skierkiewicz    79
kramarczyk    79
EricH    76
EricS-Team180    73
Don Rotolo    70
Rich Wong    59
skimoose    51
BlondeNerd    33
rocketperson44    31
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
Barry Bonzack    26
Rick TYler    21
raymaniac    21
dlavery    20
joshsmithers    18
InfernoX14    18
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    14
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Andy Baker    8
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Danielle H    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Jeff Rodriguez    5
Michelle Celio    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
Joe Matt    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
BandChick    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Peter Matteson    2
robotcanuck1676    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
lilstogi11    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
Carol    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Goober!!!    1
Herodotus    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
lingomaniac88    1
Littleswimmer14    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1

Onward!