CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203

[EricH]

Now presenting: Soup-er Mentor! He CAN do anything!

Well, except fix a robot.

[Wayne Doenges]

Coming to a regional near you...Canned MC

[EricS-Team180]

...living in the moment, Jeff shows everyone his can-do spirit!

[Cynette]

What's Red and White and plaid all over? Its the CanMan doing the CanCan!

[Taylor]

Although Jeff thought he was doing a good job, it wasn't long before he was canned.

[Rick TYler]

[obscure Central Asian or Middle-Eastern accent]

No soup for you!

[/obscure Central Asian or Middle-Eastern accent]

[Travis Hoffman]

[nae] Time to CAN the puns! [/nae]

Disney's "Honey, I Shrunk the MC" was never the hit movie its producers envisioned once Karthik backed out of the venture, having refused to don the swizzle stick costume. Looking at poor Jeff here, I can't blame KK for getting out with his dignity intact....

[Karibou]

I got the Can right here
It makes me look quite queer
But here's a guy that says that the winners are clear
CAN do, CAN do, this guy says the bot CAN do
If he says the bot CAN do, CAN do, CAN do.

For 203 I'll cheer
I hear their game's all right
Of course it all depends if they play it right

Likes plaid, likes plaid, this shirt means the guy likes plaid
If that means the guy likes plaid, likes plaid
Likes plaid

I tell you I see here
6 teams that we should fear
From a spectator; that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the bots can do.
If he says the bots CAN do - CAN do - CAN do.

(This was originally from the Fugue fro Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls. Here for the original lyrics

[EddieMcD]

"Unfortunately, 293's autonomous mode mistook Jeff for the rack. I'm pretty certain it wasn't tomato soup that poured out, either."

[kramarczyk]

Help, I'm being chased by a giant spoon. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Protronie]

Does anyone have a can opener?

-p

[crafty]

[singing]
Soup! There it is!
Soup! There it is!