From the Makers of PowerFIRST...

[Michelle Celio]

...we present to you, PowerFIRST 2: Re-Inspiration, IRI Style.

That's right kiddos, we'll be at The IRI, ready and willing for your lines / ideas for the up and coming PowerFIRST 2.

How do we want your entries? Preferably on a piece of paper handed to either Libby Kamen or myself at The IRI, or posted in this thread along with the original line. We'll look through all the entries and pick the best ones while we're at The IRI and *hopefully* have the entire script ready to go by the end of the event. Add in a week or so of "production" time, and we'll show you what we came up with.

What do you get out all this? Your name in the audio credits!

ALSO! We'll be looking for people, to do the "PowerFIRST Testimonials" LIVE at IRI, we'll be doing the filming during lunch or whenever we have free time, think of it as an impromptu audition, you come with your line, we film you and if yours is the best you're in the video.

Originally Posted by Script

small red italicized lines have already taken claim by the writes of PowerFIRST


What if everything you ever wanted...
Came in a KIT OF PARTS

POWERFIRST: THE IRI EDITION

With all new flavors like manana fizz ***** and gun
You've had the worst
Now try the thirst….. quencher

POWERFIRST:
Side effects include glowing sweat
Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties
POWERFIRST:
Anything is possible
Ahhhh
Bear blasting
The sport you'll invent because you're too energetic for normal sports

You'll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps
What about me and my blue collar
JUICE SPRINGSTEEN
Turn that everyman into a bevry man
Bevery stands for beverage

We interrupt this advertisement to BLOW YOUR MIND
POWERFIRST: now comes in women
Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone
Preposterone

Think fast ***** *** POWERFIRST: now comes in doves
Ahhh
**** catting
Similar to bear blasting
Oh lord, why have you forsaken me
Can it
WHEN DEAN GIVES YOU HOMEWORK
YOU START A NEW TEAM
POWERFIRST:
Godberry king of the juice
UNACCEPTABLE

Drink POWERFIRST: and you'l win at everything forever
Youll win at running
Football
Arson
Weddings
And art

You'll even win at irony ahhh top score
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real POWERFIRST: drinkers

>>>400 BABIES
>>>PERSON TWITCHING
>>>POWERFIRST: it's really
>>>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALL RIGHT!
POWERFIRST
IT'S LIKE GP IN A CAN
IT'S GP IN A CAN
POWERFIRST IS GRACIOUS PROFESSIOALISM

WARNING; MAY CONTAIN

Spoiler for Secret Ingredient:

FLAVA DAVE