CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #205

[EddieMcD]

"He may be able to divide by zero, but even Andy Baker can't figure out how the heck the Lakers blew Game 4 of the NBA finals."

[skimoose]

Dr. Baker writes a prescription:

"Two two super shifters and call me at Kickoff."

[Rich Wong]

(This picture is taken in 1985; you can see how young Andy looks!)
During his high school year in Junior Achievement Andy's enterprise spirits were high but he just couldn’t market his “Omni directional Pot & Dish coasters to anybody.”
Not even a free daisy with every Omni-coaster.

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I'm doing it!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

"Mi-kan-umm .... uhhhhhhh... Ma-cun-im ... grrr .... Mech-in .... ackkkkkk!!! Hey Mark, I ran out of paper. We're just gonna call them 'Way-Cooler-Omnis-on-a-Slanty-Angle,' OK?"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery

I still can't believe these floral arrangements are outselling me...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) EddieMcD
2) GaryVoshol
3) JaneYoung
4) Don Rotolo
5) KathieK
6) Travis Hoffman
7) EricH

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Andy works to expand his market by introducing AndyMark novelty party products.

Andy: When baked into a cake these AM party wheels will prevent the guest of honor from blowing out the candles by moving the cake in random directions.

Perspective customer: What does the label on them say?

Andy: Oh, that. These should only be used on a rather large table; the lawyers made us put those on.

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD    133
Travis Hoffman    132
JaneYoung    128
GaryVoshol    125
boiler    119
KathieK    113
Wayne Doenges    110
kramarczyk    91
EricH    90
Don Rotolo    90
Al Skierkiewicz    85
EricS-Team180    81
Rich Wong    71
skimoose    54
BlondeNerd    33
rocketperson44    32
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
Barry Bonzack    28
Rick TYler    25
raymaniac    21
dlavery    20
joshsmithers    19
Andy Baker    18
InfernoX14    18
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    14
Rich Kressly    14
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Cynette    9
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Danielle H    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
wpdrummer    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
Michelle Celio    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Jeff Rodriguez    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
Joe Matt    4
"Big Mike"    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
Protronie    3
artdutra04    3
BandChick    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
robotcanuck1676    3
Zyik    3
Karibou    3
lilstogi11    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
Peter Matteson    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
1902_Battery_SGT    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
lingomaniac88    2
Matt Attallah    2
Water Bandit23    2
114ManualLabor    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
acdcfan259    1
andrew348    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
Carol    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
crafty    1
Goober!!!    1
Herodotus    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
jmb226    1
JMB226    1
KelliV    1
Littleswimmer14    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1
Kyle Love    1