CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #207

[Wayne Doenges]

Dean Kamen wakes up in the hospital. The doctor asks him what was the last thing he remembered. Dean says "Let's let the President drive."

[Karibou]

MOE Student: *stares at medal, then at President* "If only he was wearing a red tie...then he could be FIRST-image-compliant"
Other Moe Student: "Or he could wear a neon-green suit, tie, and shirt and be MOE-image-compliant..."

[EddieMcD]

"Cheney had one just like this. Except, instead of controlling one robot, it controlled half of congress."

[EricS-Team180]

...hey guys! When Dad isn't looking, let's hang a ringer on Jeb! HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I'm coming.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

President Bush: So I just... Whoops! Sorry about that Dean. You probably shouldn't stand so close to the rack. Look at it this way, at least now you've got something to discuss the next time you go hunting with the Vice-President.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."

Snap to the present:

While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...

Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."

Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....

Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"

MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"

Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) dlavery
3) Andy Baker
4) GaryVoshol
5) EddieMcD
6) EricS-Team180
7) Lil' Lavery
8) EricH

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by Ken Patton

Aww crap, this is too hard. Lets just do the GO MOE cheer again....

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman    139
EddieMcD    138
JaneYoung    132
GaryVoshol    129
boiler    122
Wayne Doenges    121
KathieK    114
kramarczyk    103
Don Rotolo    96
EricH    93
Al Skierkiewicz    85
EricS-Team180    83
Rich Wong    71
skimoose    54
rocketperson44    33
BlondeNerd    33
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
Barry Bonzack    28
Rick TYler    25
dlavery    22
raymaniac    21
Andy Baker    20
joshsmithers    19
InfernoX14    18
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    14
Rich Kressly    14
Tottanka    12
Lil' Lavery    11
Schnabel    11
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Cynette    9
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Danielle H    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
wpdrummer    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
Michelle Celio    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Jeff Rodriguez    5
taylort    5
Karibou    5
Dave Scheck    4
Joe Matt    4
"Big Mike"    4
Bcahn836    4
lilstogi11    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
Protronie    3
Ken Patton    3
artdutra04    3
BandChick    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
robotcanuck1676    3
Zyik    3
Water Bandit23    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
Peter Matteson    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
1902_Battery_SGT    2
acdcfan259    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
jmb226    2
lingomaniac88    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
Carol    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
crafty    1
Goober!!!    1
Herodotus    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
Kyle Love    1
Littleswimmer14    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
tim_reiher    1
whlspacedude    1

Onward!