Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[EricH]

Granted, but it's near L.A. and people are driving up into the mountains, starting to live there, and getting on your nerves.

I wish that finals week was over already.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but now it's this wek, so you have to take finals all over again!

I wish that our fundraising event that wil happen Wednesday will be a huge success!

[redtide]

granted but it is suddenly stoped be cause it broke some law and all the money that was raised had to go to the court fees

I wish I had a wish that could not corupted

[James1902]

But then this thread would stop and we would all be much less entertained.

I wish that I won the lottery so I could go to the New Zealand regional next year

[Molten]

Granted, However, you go on a spending spree and end up spending more then you had to begin with. Now you are totally broke.

I wish I could turn invisible and visible by choice.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but one day, your power goes whack and yo turn invisible forever, too bad for you!

I wish I'll get a's on all of my finals!

[Molten]

Granted, however you get suspected for cheating and get booted from school.

I wish I never had to search CD for an old thread.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but now you have to search for new threads.

I wish my teams robot would work perfectly for an entire year.

[Ricki E.]

Granted, but a rookie comes in and fidgets around with the mechanical and electrical parts and some how manages to get your robot engulfed in flames.

I wish I get into my college of choice.

[tim_reiher]

Granted. You get into the college, but soon after admission learn that a certain health form you signed actually contractually obliges you to pay $350,000 per semester for the "privilege" of attending the college. Also, you have a contractual obligation to stay at the college for at least four years. And all of the professors are, in fact, killer robots. Ouch.

I wish I had a WALL-E.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but then (i feel terrible) he exploades.

I wish that I had Eve on my team to help us build robots and nothing bad happens to anyone or anything ever

[EricH]

Granted, except that EVE gets mad and opens fire, destroying you, your school, and your team.

I wish it was the pre-season already.

[carolynn4848]

Originally Posted by EricH

Granted, except that EVE gets mad and opens fire, destroying you, your school, and your team.

I wish it was the pre-season already.

you didnt correctly corrupt my wish, i said that nothing bad happens to anyone or anything ever

[EricH]

Originally Posted by carolynn4848

you didnt correctly corrupt my wish, i said that nothing bad happens to anyone or anything ever

Oh, fine. Just a note, you completely incorrectly corrupted mine. (Seeing as you made two...)

The "nothing bad happens" part: Nothing bad happens, so you get bored, and find there's nothing to do, and eventually, some people go haywire and things get interesting again because somebody did something bad.

[Joe G.]

(to EricH's wish a few posts ago)

Okay, but after speeding up time to bring it to the preseason, time never slows down, so every FRC season goes by way too quickly and humanity dosen't have enough time to fix global warming and everyone gets flooded and dies.

I wish that Windows Vista worked well.