CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #211

[kramarczyk]

Offcamera: So why does John have that goofy look on his face?
Eric: Well, the controller didn't have enough memory to track autonomous waypoints the way we wanted too, so we borrowed some from John. We call the system, 'division of V-Neun'.
Offcamera: Wow, have there been any side effects?
Eric: A couple, now he's useless in the pit and talks like a marketing major.

[Greg Needel]

"the best 2005 robot never to win a regional"

[Dan Petrovic]

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

"the best 2005 robot never to win a regional"

<Not an entry> Agreed. </Not an entry>

[EricS-Team180]

somewhere in the 5th dimension, a small group of what looks like white lab mice examines the image...

Veeblort: It appears our android is assimilating itself into human culture.

Quiddxrk: Indeed, the human, Eric, and the robot seem totaly unaware, of the substitution.

JVN: whoa where am I...and why am I sitting in all these cedar chips?

[Travis Hoffman]

Not an entry - It's still Monday???


Welcome to Crazy Johnny's Robot Emporium Texas Moving Sale!! Everything must go. These prices, like my moving expenses, are IN-SANNNNNNNNNNNE! Act now, and we'll throw in this Robot Repair Lackey for free!

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Not an entry - It's still Monday???

Indeed it is!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Offcamera: So why does John have that goofy look on his face?
Eric: Well, the controller didn't have enough memory to track autonomous waypoints the way we wanted too, so we borrowed some from John. We call the system, 'division of V-Neun'.
Offcamera: Wow, have there been any side effects?
Eric: A couple, now he's useless in the pit and talks like a marketing major.

(I was split between a win and a -infinity for the marketing major swipe. )

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

JVN: This robot is so good, we're already figuring the odds of a world championship!
Eric: Hmm... That can't be right... Hey, John, every time I try, I end up dividing by zero. That can't be good, can it?
Paul Copioli (off-camera): How about adding wings, a beak, and a tail to the zero?
JVN: Dividing by CHICKEN? Might work.
Eric: (5 minutes later) Nope, still doesn't. How about instead, we put a snout and four legs on it?
Paul: NOOOOOOOO!
JVN: YES!!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Travis Hoffman
2) JaneYoung
3) KathieK
4) Karibou
5) GaryVoshol
6) EricS-Team180
7) rocketperson44
8) InfernoX14

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

JVN: "So Eric, you built this robot all on your own? No help?"
Eric: "Yes I did."
*angry Team 229 voices heard off camera*
JVN: "What are they going on about."
Eric: "They're just jealous that I built this bot without their help."
*Team 229 comes out, picks up Eric and places him unceremoniously in the dumpster*

Which means the scores are:

kramarczyk    14
InfernoX14    13
FoXy92    11
EricH    10
Travis Hoffman    9
boiler    8
Don Rotolo    7
KathieK    6
rocketperson44    6
Wayne Doenges    6
GaryVoshol    5
JaneYoung    5
EricS-Team180    4
Karibou    4
acdcfan259    3
Greg Needel    3
Rich Wong    3
"Big Mike"    3
Lions for First    3
BlondeNerd    2
SlaminSwimster    2
lingomaniac88    2
tim_reiher    1
Water Bandit23    1

Onward!