Got Dirt?

[Jack Murphy]

An Engineer met with God recently. He said," We don't need You anymore, we've figured out how to create life."
"Tell Me" Said God.
"Well" said the Engineer, "We can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You"
"Show Me"
So the Engineer bent to the Earth to begin to form a Man.

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa." Said your God, " Get your own dirt."

[R.C.]

funny

[RyanCahoon]

Hmm... I don't believe it's possible to have a complete discussion about God and humor without invoking Douglas Adams

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

and/or Spider Robinson...

"God is an iron," I said. "Did you know that?"
I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. "And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the back?"
"If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron."