CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217

[lingomaniac88]

A married couple attends the championship event:

Wife: These seats are horrible!
Husband: Hey, you're the one who wanted to get a close view of the action!
Wife: Yes, but not like this! Half our view is obstructed by the driver, and this blue light is getting in my eyes!
Husband: *screaming* What will it take for me to satisfy you these days?!
Wife: *also screaming* Well, maybe if you could clean the house once in a while, then I'd--
Husband: *still screaming* Oh, there you go again with the house! Do you know how many hours I have to put in every week at work?!

*continues arguing for three days straight*

[kramarczyk]

After drinking from the font of knowledge that is Vielkind-N, <yoda voice> "Know not where the front is, do you?"</yoda voice>, Grant instigates the first 7 bot pile-up in FIRST history. (Poor placement of the queueing filler line was certainly a contribuitng factor.)

Heard from peanut gallery, "Gee, Force it why don't you."

[Travis Hoffman]

Grant was tired of waiting for Billfred to score the latest caption contest, so he found something better to do.

[tim_reiher]

Guys, I've got the robot! Now if only I can find which way is forward on this thing, I could drive it out of here and make a clean heist...

<NPOE> Billfred, did you purposefully make Caption contest #thunder chickens have a thunder chicken in it?

(Maybe I'm just slow......)<NPOE>

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by tim_reiher

<NPOE> Billfred, did you purposefully make Caption contest #thunder chickens have a thunder chicken in it?

(Maybe I'm just slow......)<NPOE>

Me? Do that? Never!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

"Maybe it'll work better if I get some help...

Hey, Rhode Warriors! Can I borrow your robot? I need to move a robot here!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

After drinking from the font of knowledge that is Vielkind-N, <yoda voice> "Know not where the front is, do you?"</yoda voice>, Grant instigates the first 7 bot pile-up in FIRST history. (Poor placement of the queueing filler line was certainly a contribuitng factor.)

Heard from peanut gallery, "Gee, Force it why don't you."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) GaryVoshol
3) boiler
4) Wayne Doenges
5) lingomaniac88
6) Barry Bonzack
7) rocketperson44
8) tim_reiher

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Grant was tired of waiting for Billfred to score the latest caption contest, so he found something better to do.

(Hey, it is still Sunday....)

Which means the scores are:

EricH    36
Don Rotolo    28
rocketperson44    24
Travis Hoffman    24
kramarczyk    22
Al Skierkiewicz    18
acdcfan259    18
lingomaniac88    18
InfernoX14    17
GaryVoshol    17
JaneYoung    16
boiler    16
Wayne Doenges    15
Karibou    13
KathieK    12
Lions for First    12
FoXy92    11
EricS-Team180    8
Rich Wong    7
SlaminSwimster    6
tim_reiher    6
Water Bandit23    6
rtfgnow    4
BlondeNerd    3
Greg Needel    3
"Big Mike"    3
Andy Baker    2
Jay H 237    2
KarenH    2
Schnabel    2
Barry Bonzack    2
Elgin Clock    1
MoeMom    1

Onward!