CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #218

[Elgin Clock]

"If you can dodge a trackball being thrown at you by a huge robot, well then, you can certainly dodge a ball!"

His training is nearing completion.

[Rich Wong]

Head Inspector: “Next year we definitely have to check for the illegal use of robot steroids.”

[DonRotolo]

[Dateline 100/01/11111100100]As with Archduke Ferdinand, the Robot Wars started innocently enough...

[lingomaniac88]

This student has a lifelong ambition to win a Darwin Award, and I think trying to recreate Super Smash Bros. Brawl by fighting against this opponent will surely earn him one.

[acdcfan259]

"Somebody get water!!! That'll kill... crap that's the aliens."

[Joe G.]

After the removal of <G36>

"One rule down, 170 to go!"

[Carlee10]

Although he was trying with all of his strength to "protect" the others from the "evil" robot, nobody had the heart to tell him that it's just a display, and to not play so many video games.

[kramarczyk]

Here we are on the set of "Jurassic Park 12 - Origins of the Matrix".

After using robots to create a safer park envirionment we discover that AI has advanced to the point that the machines have logically determined that they are smarter than the human race. The machines come to this conclusion after learning who won the presidential election.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Here we see a demonstration of the "Magic of Television" as a miniature model is blown up to larger than life size and taunts people at a family outing. Amazing how a painted ping pong ball can be made to look exactly like an Over Drive game piece.

[EricS-Team180]

...due to a drastic error in scaling by the cad crew, team 100's robotic nose hair tweezers - while great for hurdling - were judged to be in need of some miniaturization.

[EricH]

[new entry] After taking on all of team 100, including the hat, and winning, their robot went after Billfred. The result? A new variation of the BIWWTM Rule, known as the BIABAR (Billfred Is Attacked By A Robot) Rule, which covers robot attacks, as well as work. It is immediately invoked.

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, I'm on it. No robot attacks, just the attack of $4.09 gasoline. (No, I don't like Ike either.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

...due to a drastic error in scaling by the cad crew, team 100's robotic nose hair tweezers - while great for hurdling - were judged to be in need of some miniaturization.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Bystander: Is it me or does the role of the human player seem a little smaller this year?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) rocketperson44
4) boiler
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Don Rotolo
7) Travis Hoffman
8) Hachiban VIII
9) GaryVoshol
10) rtfgnow

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

This student has a lifelong ambition to win a Darwin Award, and I think trying to recreate Super Smash Bros. Brawl by fighting against this opponent will surely earn him one.

Which means the scores are:

EricH    38
Don Rotolo    30
rocketperson44    26
Travis Hoffman    26
kramarczyk    23
JaneYoung    21
lingomaniac88    21
Al Skierkiewicz    20
acdcfan259    19
GaryVoshol    19
EricS-Team180    18
boiler    18
InfernoX14    17
Wayne Doenges    17
Karibou    14
Lions for First    13
KathieK    12
FoXy92    11
Rich Wong    8
tim_reiher    7
Water Bandit23    7
SlaminSwimster    6
rtfgnow    6
"Big Mike"    4
BlondeNerd    3
Greg Needel    3
Andy Baker    2
Barry Bonzack    2
Hachiban VIII    2
Jay H 237    2
KarenH    2
Schnabel    2
Elgin Clock    2
MoeMom    1
lilstogi11    1

Onward!