Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[ATannahill]

granted, now you do mine

I wish my friend wasn't nagging me to get our history project done

[EricH]

Originally Posted by rtfgnow

I wish my friend wasn't nagging me to get our history project done

Granted. Now your parents are nagging you to do it.

I wish that tomorrow's fly day goes well.

[KarenH]

Granted, but it's the ONLY fly day you get for the rest of the year.

I wish that every product I bought would work out well, right out of the package, and not need any warranty returns or repairs.

[Molten]

Granted, the solution to this is that you simply can't buy anything. You slowly starve from your inability to cook.

I wish people would stop using the "granted, but that is the last time ever" corruption. It is far too predictable.

[Taylor]

Granted, but predictability becomes in style.

I wish we had more time to test our VEX robots before the Bloomington event.

[ZakuAce]

Originally Posted by boiler

Granted, but predictability becomes in style.

I wish we had more time to test our VEX robots before the Bloomington event.

Granted. Unfortunately, the Bloomington event is cancelled when a herd of evil lemmings destroy Bloomington.

I wish I knew where my pocketknife is.

[riskkeeper205]

Granted but you find it next to a dead body with your finger prints all over it and the police come to arrest you.

I wish I had a brain.

[flyingcrayons]

granted but you lose your pants... AGAIN...

i wish build season was here already

[ReapersRule]

Granted. Ship day is tomorrow.


I wish my team would win Savage Soccer this year.

[jimbot]

Granted, but later the judges discover that one of your robots was confirmed positive for a low grade beaver traqullizer.

I wish that i did not have to read "The Grapes of Wrath" for English

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but now you have to read "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire" in one day, and it the day of a competition.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Taylor]

Granted. Your disease has been postponed until build season.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.

[cheeto69]

granted, but now you are hungry.

i wish that our team is never in need of money.

[acdcfan259]

Granted but the reason you don't need that money is because you aren't participating in FIRST anymore.

I wish nobody would make a stupid joke about me being away for awhile.

[KayyPii]

Granted, they will make the jokes once you are back.

I wish I didn't have to my English homework