CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK Bharat, we've got the stance, we've got the stern look of determination, we've got the coach, we've got the ideal driver's station position, we've even got a great robot design, what are we forgetting?
Uh, an OI?!? I thought you were bringing it from the pit?

[kramarczyk]

Driver: I'm going to warp speed!

Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.

Operator: Uhhh... we need to make a turn in 37 ft... we may overshoot it at those speeds.

Coach: Waa... You'll never win if you don't take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!

Driver: AHHHH!!!

Operator: We're coming up on the wall!!!

Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!

Robocoach: ummm... we don't have any proton torpedos...

Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?

Driver: I've got a marker.

Coach: Great, what color?

Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap

Driver: Green... its green.

All: AAAHHHHHHH

SMACK

Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.

Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast... Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, here goes!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Driver: I'm going to warp speed!

Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.

Operator: Uhhh... we need to make a turn in 37 ft... we may overshoot it at those speeds.

Coach: Waa... You'll never win if you don't take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!

Driver: AHHHH!!!

Operator: We're coming up on the wall!!!

Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!

Robocoach: ummm... we don't have any proton torpedos...

Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?

Driver: I've got a marker.

Coach: Great, what color?

Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap

Driver: Green... its green.

All: AAAHHHHHHH

SMACK

Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.

Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast... Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by rocketperson44

Seeing as electronics are based on magic smoke, and Team 25 employs additional magic, this was the logical next step.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) EricS-Team180
3) Don Rotolo
4) lingomaniac88
5) EricH
6) Wayne Doenges
7) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by boiler

How could he drive the imaginary robot so poorly that it scratches up the lexan like that?

Which means the scores are:

EricH    62
boiler    50
kramarczyk    48
rocketperson44    48
Travis Hoffman    44
Don Rotolo    42
Wayne Doenges    38
lingomaniac88    34
JaneYoung    33
Al Skierkiewicz    31
GaryVoshol    30
rtfgnow    20
EricS-Team180    28
SlaminSwimster    25
Karibou    24
acdcfan259    19
InfernoX14    17
Lions for First    15
FoXy92    12
KathieK    12
Rich Wong    11
Michelle Celio    10
Steve W    10
Water Bandit23    10
tim_reiher    7
Andy Baker    5
lilstogi11    5
Barry Bonzack    4
"Big Mike"    4
BlondeNerd    3
Greg Needel    3
Annette B.    3
Elgin Clock    3
Hachiban VIII    2
Jay H 237    2
KarenH    2
Katie_UPS    2
Schnabel    2
ZakuAce    2
cobrawanabe1699    2
FlyingCrayons    2
Cuog    1
Dorienne    1
Kyle    1
MoeMom    1
Protronie    1
skimoose    1

Onward!