CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #229

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, I got on the wifi here at Moe's. (The restaurant, not the team.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

So which one Aimed Highest?

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

This marks the first time that a robot delivered the commencement address. It was also the first time each graduate received his/her diploma via T-shirt cannon shot.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) SlaminSwimster
3) JaneYoung
4) Travis Hoffman
5) Don Rotolo
6) kramarczyk
7) Diriye

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

These three graduates of Clarkson show the tremendous caliber of its students. Two of them built and programmed the third, which went on to finish college faster than either of them did. For that matter, it graduated with a Ph.D in mathematics. The other two only have their Bachelor's degrees.

Which means the scores are:

EricH    68
Taylor    58
kramarczyk    54
rocketperson44    54
Travis Hoffman    51
Don Rotolo    48
Wayne Doenges    43
GaryVoshol    43
JaneYoung    39
lingomaniac88    36
EricS-Team180    34
rtfgnow    33
Al Skierkiewicz    31
Karibou    29
SlaminSwimster    27
acdcfan259    19
InfernoX14    17
Andy Baker    15
Barry Bonzack    15
Lions for First    15
FoXy92    12
KathieK    12
Steve W    12
Rich Wong    11
Michelle Celio    10
Water Bandit23    10
lilstogi11    8
tim_reiher    7
Annette B.    7
"Big Mike"    4
Elgin Clock    4
BlondeNerd    3
Greg Needel    3
Hachiban VIII    2
Jay H 237    2
Jeff Rodriguez    2
KarenH    2
Katie_UPS    2
Schnabel    2
ZakuAce    2
Diriye    2
cobrawanabe1699    2
Enigma's puzzle    2
FlyingCrayons    2
Cuog    1
Dorienne    1
Kyle    1
MoeMom    1
Protronie    1
skimoose    1

Onward!