Vending Machine

[Carlee10]

You get some "awesome" wooden nickels!!!!

*PI annoying person"

[Joe Schornak]

Alas, after 20 minutes of strong effort, the unnamed annoying person jams in the coin slot, resulting in a now inoperable vending machine, an even more annoyed potential victim, and all of 1200 seconds gone to waste. You go home and mope in a corner, sparking off a completely unforseeable yet oddly related chain of events that results in the extinction of a previously unknown subspecies of narwhal.

What a day.

*Insert one slightly peeved Rodent Of Unusual Size*

[EricH]

You get a message back from the machine saying that it is broken and cannot take anything other than coins, along with one very annoyed ROUS.

*PIC*

[joshy1323]

you get bitten in the hand by the apparently rabid rodent that stayed at the machine and you die. there are many adoring attendants at your funeral and everyone sees how truely loved you were. you will be greatly missed and i am very sorry.


*i weld the coin slot shut and set up various traps so that no one else will waste time on this thread the way i have*

[Wayne Doenges]

Disables traps and uses a dremel tool to removed the welds from the coin slot. Has a vending machine mechanic repair the machine to it's full potential.

*inserts a one dollar bill to test the machine

BTW the machine will ignore Joshy from now on

[xxsumz]

Takes the one dollar bill and burns it

*puts in orange*

[kaerii]

the orange get pushed into the coin slot but doesn't fit, so you take the orange and make juice, put it into the machine and get orange juice

*puts in a teddy bear*

[Flare_Eyes]

the teddy was put in the coin slot and become part of the prizes

*puts in 11 coins*

[Joe Schornak]

Recieved fused hunk of metal equal in mass to 11 coins.

*Puts in hard-boiled egg (squish)*

[360jbass]

gets a scrambled egg??

puts in a coin

[Carlee10]

You get a plastic egg.
*PI survivor*

[Taylor]

You get Bear Grylls.


puts in the Any Key

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a pair of bolt cutters

*inserts pocket lint

[alectronic]

gets confusing and elaborate 2009 FRC Game hint scribbled on piece of paper.

*puts in coin*

[Schnabel]

Sorry, no sales until 1-03-08. No Refunds either.

**Kicks Vending Machine**