10 Signs that your son is a hacker.

[Jmasta]

i cant beleive the dumb parent who wrote that article. not only did he accuse his son who is most likely innocent, but he is incorrect in all of that stuff., He probably wanted to change ISP cuz of a crappy connection. He installed some cursor and smiley programs along with flash, he wuz interested on how ppl hack, he plays an online game for fun, HE MISPELLED THE BEST OS IN THE WORLD WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS LINUX!! lol Hes a nerd. haha, with all of that crap, it mostly fits me besides some details

[KarenH]

Just a note to those of you who are new to this thread, especially if you haven't read the middle of it (around page 3 & 4)-- I think the readers in the early days of this thread determined that it is, indeed, satire. So please don't take it seriously--it's meant for laughs.

[Branden Ghena]

Originally Posted by Branden Ghena

Tawnos luvs LUNIX!!!! It's 1337!

This is why I find this thread so hilarious. I don't actually know what I was possibly thinking two years ago, and I honestly believe that I didn't know what linux was at the time. Silly sophomores.

Note: My username used to be tawnos23 so the Tawnos part sort of makes sense.

[Xavier Brandall]

I like how it's always "You're son". Is the heinous stereotype of girls not being able to use technology so strong here that it restricts the idea of hacking only to teenage males? Girls, I hereby encourage you to hack this guy's system and mess with his mind. Feel free to dress monochromatically and suceed in school while you're at it.

[Darkcrosbone]

haha 2 yes's and 2 mabys

and 6 no's

hehe the test is totally wrong! XD

[Noel]

Huh.

Well then, other than the fact that I'm female. I've been a hacker for ages it seems.

I "struggled" academically in school at times, I spend hours upon hours on the internet, I was fascinated with Linux for quite a bit...I mean, "Lunix". My clothings style leaves my mother confused with all the chains, blackness, buttons, pins, and rips.

I am, "argumentative" at times with my mother. Mmm, I haven't read a hacker manual. But, I do watch Hacker on tv, and read the manga sometimes.

Oh, I also download a ton of programs...meaning I also asked my mom for a comp with more memory.

So, according to this guy. I'm probably a master hacker in his eyes.
But, this is also pretty funny, yet sad at the same time. It shows the stupidity of people, because I don't believe he's serious. Yet, I'm sure some parent out there may actually think like this...in which case, I feel sorry for their kid.

I wonder if the fact I use Google Chrome may factor into this too? lol.