Quotes that won't catch on

[Dolan]

Originally Posted by JAZAD1

Knowledge is power
Power leads to corruption
Corruption is evil

-So school can’t be good for you-

That sounds like what my avatar says

[tim_reiher]

Originally Posted by 1337Nerd

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." - HK47 in KOTOR

Hahahaha.... I love KOTOR. HK47's so awesome.

If you knew my team's drive team motto, you'd know why it wouldn't catch on...

In postable terms, it's "Don't screw up."

It's the motto of our coach's F1 team, and it just stuck during one of our regionals amid a flurry of really stupid mistakes (forgetting to turn the robot on during a practice match? Check!). Surprisingly, it did its job and our new drive team has really sharpened up. It's almost a mentality now that we carry to competition.

[AnimateTheRain]

"If it smells, it's safe!" - N.C.

[jordie228]

that's what she said.

Who would have thought that that stupid phrase would become such a large part of everyday conversation?

[Anna B.]

"Why would we need a strategy?"

[dlavery]

"This is the year that everyone on CD is going to learn to spell."

"This is the year that everyone on CD will make a serious effort to write grammatically correct sentences."

"This is the year that everyone on CD will think BEFORE they post."


... nah.





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[ATannahill]

"This are the year that everyone on CD will stop paying attention to Dave's postes."

[xxsumz]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[Rick TYler]

Going back to "quotes that won't catch on":

"This couldn't possibly be a hardware problem. As a responsible programmer, I know it is far more likely to be a problem with my code than with the computer, so I'm going to thoroughly test and debug it before blaming the hardware."

[bobwrit]

"Inflatable sheep"



'nuff said

[Molten]

The biggest surprise is when things go according to plan.

[Zholl]

We have a stragedy.

yes I know it's spelled wrong

[glittergirl211]

Hey Wardropper lets go over to that tree- me

Thats a big ball- Airhead (my best friend)

Ahh Help me sissy-dropper I got carbon fiber on me!- My bf making fun of my friend wardropper whom hated carbon fiber

[Molten]

Originally Posted by Molten

The brighter the bulb, the more work that gets done.

Showed this to a friend. Had to say "It's mathematically true". Thought it belonged on here.

[EricH]

From work a few nights ago: "You may notice that your car slowed down only after you bumped someone. We do assist physics around here." -- me to a customer who said his car slowed down during a race. He got the point pretty quickly.

(I work at a go-kart track. We do have ways to slow a kart down when we need to.)