Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Molten]

Granted but the genie mishears and gives you thyme. Lots and lots of thyme. You are drowned in the spice.

I wish I was on delphi when this thread started.

[1337Nerd]

Granted, but the thread was never created, due to the new timeline of events you created.

I wish I had my mp3 player and headphones with me...

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but the mp3 player is dead and the headphones are broken.

I wish that this game would be a little easier to drive on.

[Molten]

Granted but now the whole game is autonomous. I guess you are out of a job.

I wish I could program.

[NorviewsVeteran]

Granted, but at the 2010 kickoff they show not robots, but pedal carts in the animation and manual. And as we all know, you can't program a pedal cart.

I wish there were more dedicated people on my team.

[acdcfan259]

As they say, too many cooks spoil the broth.

I wish my team had a complete practice field with trailers and orbit balls.

[katyrobo2177]

You would get the practice field and all but then your robot would crash and break the day before shipping and the orbit balls would completely break to the point of no repairing.

I wish I was uber smart as Einstein

[mynameisbob]

You sircome to his level of smartness, but then your brain blows up because you know to much.

I wish I was invincible!

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but because of your invincibleness, you can't keep doing robotics because people recognize you after you are supposed to be dead.

I wish that I wasn't hungry.

[Joe Schornak]

Granted. You go home and are greeted by the rich aroma of your favorite food being prepared. However, when it comes time to eat, you aren't hungry and have to miss out on all the great food.

I wish I had a 2-by-4 block of douglas fir, with which to ponder the great mysteries of the universe.

[KarenH]

Granted, but the wood is saturated with toxic chemicals, and the fumes render you an imbecile who is completely unable to ponder anything except the colors of orbit balls.

I wish the supply chain of orbit balls were uninterrupted from today until the next six weeks.

(signed) --Sick of Sewing Spandex

[fhobart]

But an overzealous team member goes crazy buying orbit balls and exhausts the team budget thereby leaving you to hitchhike to your regionals and sleeping in cardboard boxes outside the arena while dumpster diving for morsels of food.

I wish I had one of those devices from Stargate SG-1 (with the replicators) that would exponentially slow down time so we could seriously test our robot prior to shipping.

[ReapersRule]

Granted. It doesn't work
I wish our mentor would win Woodie Flowers this year.

[Kimmeh]

Granted, but you get flowers made out of wood.

I wish that all of members would show up to the same meeting.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but the meeting is during off-season. (What is this off-season I am speaking of? My team goes to more competitions in the off-season than in any other one.)

I wish I was at a competition right now.