"Quotes" that were said during build season

[MAD skills]

"be carefull of this machine... we like to call it... The Meat Grinder."
long story.

[islandboy936]

Kyle: How long is it?
Jory: Long enough to fit the other hole.
Peter(prude): That's what she said!

[Karibou]

Mentor: "Constraints are never important"

[GregW11]

*insane maniacal laughter when the wireless router talked to the bridge properly and downloaded code*

Then there's the classic "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" when the motors worked.

[gorrilla]

student- "what would hapen, if the wheel got stuck when the balls went through and the whole motor and everything stopped spinning"?
me-"fire would happen"

[MAD skills]

Originally Posted by GregW11

*insane maniacal laughter when the wireless router talked to the bridge properly and downloaded code*

Then there's the classic "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" when the motors worked.

uh huh. basiclyy the same here. here is one i just heard---

Mentor in Office, talking to student w/ headache: "well, im not authorized to give you any, but if you stole it..."

[MAD skills]

ok- i am sitting here on the comutor now and the captain and a mentor start cackling like evil dudes.
Me: "what was that?"
them: (crack up laughing)
Me: i dont get it.
them: (laughing even harder)

[ISGOI Howie]

size does matter as long as its followed by something horrendously stupid

[Jreed129]

Our animation team was talking about hair.....(odd enough)

Student 1: Wait you can get your head as bald as the mentors?
Student 2: Yeah, you go the hair place they shave it with out a gaurd and tehn you go home and shave it with the razor you shave your face with.
Student 1: Wait you can get the same reflectivity too?
Student 2: Oh you mean shine
Student 1: Yes, reflectivity must be set to 1.0 and glossiness must be set at 1.0 also

[Joe Schornak]

*while trying to test our robot chassis, we encountered several programming, wiring, and wireless errors, resulting in our originally only being able to run one jaguar*
"Well... Hooray for one-wheel drive!"

[Chris/Fish]

"What are you using duct tape for?"
"To hold the zip ties in place"

[ras103]

While making hot chocolate......
"Here pour some milk in it!"
she pours the milk.... just before he goes to drink it she decides to check the expiration date
"WAIT! don't drink that! the milk is bad!"
once she checked the expiration date she realized it expired 3 weeks ago
"sorry I tried to poision you!"
"What you tried to poision him!??!" person who walks in a minute later
"Don't worry we'll make you a new one!"

[Sincrum]

I walked into the room where my friends were drawing in inventor. As I walk in I shout "Run, Immigration!" My friends freaked out, one ducked under a table the other two ran off in different directions.

[Renee Becker-Blau]

"I'm learning structural engineering stuff.... I'M UNDER GOING STRESS!" - KT

"We build robots because they build us." - Katie Hall

(talking about duck tape) "Every team needs a little ducktape, but as the team grows each year we need a little less." -LL

[Jreed129]

Originally Posted by Littleswimmer14

"We build robots because they build us." - Katie Hall

We had one similar quote:

"In Soviet Russia, robot builds YOU!!"