"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Betty_Krocker]

"We have a problem..."
"What?"
"We need a 1/2 in. bit..."
"You just had it..."
"Yeah its in three pieces all over the shop..."
"..." "WTF?"

[Ryan Caldwell]

"hey thats a push broom"
"yeah whats your point"
"your pulling it"
"yeah whats your point"
"look at your shoes"
"yeah.... ohh, i get it"

[The Megan 2207]

A freshman didn't make a very obvious connection during a conversation...
Me: Go... hit your head on a wall or something.
*freshman hits head on table*
Me: No! A WALL!
Freshman: I don't know where a wall is!
...We were inside.

Later, building off of that joke...
Me (to a different freshman): Go hit your head on a wall.
*different freshman walks toward whiteboard*
Different freshman: Oh wait... that's not a wall.
...That's when the programming team decided If freshman=true then wall-finding skillz=0.

[dcodd]

After the light exploded in the animation room...

Student 1: I know why the light exploded!
Studen 2: Why?
Student 1: _______ was singing and weakened the light!

Needless to say, the person who had been singing was not all that happy.

[XXShadowXX]

"It's really simple i just find the difference between the variable here, and after it come out of the shift register, then I multiply that by the change in time, which (looks at screen)...i......don't.......have...........crap." me explaining my first attempt at the TC algorithm

[newyorkjr]

"If brute force doesn't work, you don't have enough."

[NorviewsVeteran]

We were marking where to drill, but the sharpie kept smudging.
It started out completely incoherent but after a couple of takes he got it down... Just watch it. It has been transcribed in the video description.

[Karibou]

"That motor is going to explode on him, and I'm not too sure I want to be around when that happens"
"You're optimistic."

[teampronto]

"Can you just stick in in there?....Yes. Nice and tight. We don't want any stuff leaking out on the floor. There. That's perfect."..."Oh and that's what she said."

[Herodotus]

"I personally like this design as it defies physical laws. I like defying them."

[ras103]

student 1:"Welcome to the club of redundecy club!"
student 2: "Wait, that doesn't make sense!!"

[Dancin103]

girl - "yeah my dad let me drive the bentley..."
me - "i wanna drive the bentley"

i wish i could drive the bentley.

[ras103]

Originally Posted by Dancin103

girl - "yeah my dad let me drive the bentley..."
me - "i wanna drive the bentley"

i wish i could drive the bentley. :/

Next Day in Homeroom....

me to mentor "I wanna drive the bentley!!"
mentor "as soon as I get it you'll be the first to drive it, I promise!"
me to everyone else in homeroom " he likes me better!!"

**keep in mind i am not yet 16! so it will probably take a while for us to get the team bentley!**

[phencer42]

"I put my sweat and spit into making this!"
-A team member on break on the creation of a small carrot person with his teeth

[CDlabrador]

We had this one yesterday during dinner.

"Programmers, no sitting on the fabricators!"

But, apparently, there is no rule against fabricators sitting on us!