"Quotes" that were said during build season

[ZakuAce]

We were building a trailer today, and it was just me and a junior. We got into some pretty dumb coversations.

Me: "We're making lots of wood chips."
Him: "Chips? like Sun Chips? Maybe this is how they make them."

Me: "My hands are so full of sawdust. At least when I eat I'll get plenty of fiber."
Him: "You'll be constipated tomorrow."

Me: "Clamp it down."
Him: "Fine, gosh."
Me: "Don't argue, its time to climpity-clamp that clamping piece of clamp to the drill press. CLAMP!"

Me: "Meow go get the pvc meow, cut it to the right lengths, and don't screw up. Meow go."
Him: "Stop with the supertroopers references."