"Quotes" that were said during build season

[SCROSSLEY-GCEC]

*texting a friend about organising a VEX practice event at our school*

G: "yes! this has got to be a record for our team. Not only did we all agree on a plan in one meeting, but we organised it all the next day!"

[XXShadowXX]

well we weight 119.9 pounds. And when you exhaled on the robot we weight 120, so...

[GillSt.Bernards]

Teacher cleaning out his room
"Does anyone want a stuffed donkey?"

[mountaindewftw]

"IN THEORY, THIS SHOULD WORK!!!!"

[Kimmeh]

I arrived home at 6:30, after an all nighter, only to be back at the shop at 10:30 am. In that time, I got one hour of sleep.

Me talking to Aaron: I'm sleeping the entire way to Traverse City.
Wanna sleep with me?
Brian (mentor): eyes open wide
Me: That's not what I meant! I'm not even going to bother to explain it either.
Brian: It's okay, go sleep.
...we don't leave for another 3 hours...

[XXShadowXX]

Originally Posted by GillSt.Bernards

Teacher cleaning out his room
"Does anyone want a stuffed donkey?"

Sadly our teacher cleaned out his room and found a minature donkey skeleton, it now has a little paper/tape top hat, and sits on a storage cabinet.

[ZakuAce]

Lead programmer: "We need that stapler fixed. We use staples to hold the program together."

[FRC4ME]

While we were waiting at a metro station to get to the DC regional:

Mentor: "So, you know where you stand?"
Student: "I'm standing in the metro station?"
<mentor facepalms>

Transit Cop: "Young man, you can't just jump the gate!"
<everyone facepalms>

Student 1: "What's a Commonwealth bathroom?"
Student 2: "Ballroom."
Student 1: "Oh."

Driver after a match: "So guys, I pushed that switch that you told me never ever to push..."
Programmers: <sigh>...

[FRC4ME]

Originally Posted by Rick TYler

On our team the ongoing, boring argument is "Mac vs. Windows." I've instituted a program where anyone arguing about operating systems has to put a dollar in a cup. There are a lot of dollar bills in there.

On our team its XP vs. Vista. We were the lucky recipients of the only Vista laptop in our entire school district. I like it and the programming mentor hates it (although his opinion of it slightly improved when shadow copies saved our entire code base).

[GillSt.Bernards]

Amanda: "It's Chaotic. No its Team Chaos! haha!"
Rest of the team: *Throws her a dirty look*

[Cody Michl 2811]

"It's about a day out"

-said every day for two weeks about the shooter , it has officially become our motto

[dragonrulr288]

Me texting a friend a funny quote he missed:"Well, it worked before it started sparking....!"

His reply: "Too bad sparkes didnt fall on anyone *evil grin*"

*I walk over and hit the back of his head*
"No it would not! 1. No trips to any place with medical staff! 2. I was sitting under it!"

[Creator Mat]

1 Team member starts to stab another team member with a peice of aluminum tubing. A mentor than says "That isn't safe to stab people with that" the student doing the stabing answers back "Its alright he's where saftey glasses"

[GGCO]

This was said during the Traverse City District event over loud speaker.

"To all computers on the network: computer name 'SS39'...you have a virus".

[Ioski]

Our announcer in Boston loved us. Blair is a great MC.

"The Robo-Rebels, who have been outright... disgustingly good today."