CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244

[RMiller]

I kicked it into Overdrive to get back from space and all I get is this Lunacy?

[Travis Hoffman]

[WOOHOO - 1/6 gravity on the crater! I can still do forward somersaults in this thing!]

"And now introducing Team nine sixty-...........(runs, leaps)........OHHH %$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+%&#!!!!!"

Mark quickly confirms that on the regolith, not only can everyone hear you scream, but they can also watch you make a fool of yourself.

[JaneYoung]

Announcer: Mark Leon - showing his true colors, helping make rocket science a wonder for kids old and young. Doing the math, 'cause it's cool, yeah, you heard me - math is cool. Launching enthusiasm into orbit even when everything appears to be going up in smoke - nah - saw the real deal today.. it's Mark Leon, showing his true colors.

Mark: *thought bubble* Man, I hope this blue hair color doesn't stain anything...

[typharn91]

this is one small step for us crazy announcers and one giant leap for... hey this isnt the moon darn

[Wayne Doenges]

Mark was supposed to walk in slowly, carrying the american flag, to make it appear he was walking on the moon. However Mark ran onto the playing field. When asked why he changed the script, Mark said "They forgot to install the bathroom in this suit and I had to go real bad."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I can't wait to see him do a somersault in that getup. Fog machine or no fog machine, it can't be done. Hey, wheres the blue hair!?!?

[Joe G.]

"This is why we do the math. To not lose bets. Just do the math correctly!"

[GillSt.Bernards]

"Moon Rocks! Ohh wait these aren't real. Wait we are not on the moon either. FIRST we have a problem."p

[Richard Wallace]

"I come in peace, for all mankind."

[basicxman]

Mark was grateful that the smoke machine hid the giant wedgie he got from the astronaut suit.

[Steve W]

Mark always comes prepared. After a large bowl of beans he figured he better wear the containment suit. Problem was the suit was not designed for the outward forces exerted and the suit ruptured as he entered the arena.

[kramarczyk]

...fall asleep in one planning meeting and look what happens.

[Karibou]

Some men will do anything to get those moon rocks...
*cue Also Sprach*

[Billfred]

Alright, it's 12:01 AM as I start typing the results. Technically, this is a double-invocation of the BIWWTM Rule...but you're probably asleep. Lucky duck.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

[WOOHOO - 1/6 gravity on the crater! I can still do forward somersaults in this thing!]

"And now introducing Team nine sixty-...........(runs, leaps)........OHHH %$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+%&#!!!!!"

Mark quickly confirms that on the regolith, not only can everyone hear you scream, but they can also watch you make a fool of yourself.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

The Astronaut, who was cost-cut from Village People when they "did the math".

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Steve W
2) EricH
3) InfernoX14
4) Wayne Doenges
5) Taylor
6) JaneYoung
7) AndyB
8) Don Rotolo
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) RMiller
11) acdcfan259
12) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rocketperson44

"This is why we do the math. To not lose bets. Just do the math correctly!"

Which means the scores are:

EricH	101
Taylor	100
Travis Hoffman	97
rocketperson44	95
GaryVoshol	89
JaneYoung	78
Don Rotolo	77
Wayne Doenges	75
kramarczyk	71
Karibou	69
Al Skierkiewicz	61
lingomaniac88	60
rtfgnow	46
Barry Bonzack	42
EricS-Team180	37
SlaminSwimster	32
AndyB	28
Steve W	23
Anna B.	23
acdcfan259	21
InfernoX14	19
Andy Baker	15
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
Rich Wong	14
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Akash Rastogi	12
Michelle Celio	10
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
dodar	10
Elgin Clock	9
Enigma's puzzle	8
typharn91	8
bobwrit	8
RMiller	6
George1902	5
Diriye	4
"Big Mike"	4
Greg Needel	3
taylort	3
ZakuAce	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
Dan Swando	2
Hachiban VIII	2
James1902	2
Jay H 237	2
Jeff Rodriguez	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
The Pre	2
andrew348	2
basicxman	2
GillSt.Bernards	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Raumiester2010	2
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Dorienne	1
Ioski	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
Protronie	1
Richard	1
Rick TYler	1
skimoose	1
whlspacedude	1
Zach Purser	1
Zyik	1

Onward!