"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Kimmeh]

I've got a bunch. And they're all from about an hour or two time span...

Mentor talking about how he went to a Smashing Pumpkins concert a long time ago.
Stoldt: I don't know why people throw shoes. Then they don't have any shoes.

Wishing our lead mentor was here. With our electronics so we could test. This has become a regular quote in the Programming Room.
Cody: We write our code to work! Not to test!

Brian: Documentation is a very important way of life.

(Mentor)Brian: What would you do if you didn't have an answer to everything?
(Student)Brandon: That will never happen!

Brian: I was really impressed there for a second.

Brian: Is that an Xbox to PC adapter?
Chad: Yes
Brian: That takes all the fun out of it!

Cody: Our current speed is 2.32831, which is perfectly exceptional, except it's 2.32831 x 10^-10 power, in inches per second. Continents move faster!

A mentor and I filing down corners on masks for the younger siblings on the team.
Stoldt: Here Cody, run your hands all over the edges and tell me if it makes you bleed.

[Thing2_1723]

Candy: KODY! TURN YOUR PANTS OFF!
Kody: I like my pants being turned on...

Doc: A total piece of stuff on wheels

Candy: Did you just get dressed in the closet?

Candy: How cheap do you think I am?
Waage: I can afford you so...

Candy: I dont get you. Ever.

Josh: Angry whopper is coming!

Hook: Im using the redneck engineering system, if it doesn't work, use a bigger hammer

Ray: Im gonna dance till my voice is gone!

Kody to Candy: Would you like to hold my wood?

(Waage hits his head on a drill press and some type of cutting oil looking stuff starts leaking from his nose) Me: Was that cutting oil or your brain?

And our team celebrated National Thats What She Said Day, but for the girls (like myself), we celebrated National Thats What HE Said Day

[Fro]

Mentor picks up our human player grippers and starts waving them around.
Mentor "This reminds me of one of those bug sci-fi movies. Where the bug's like 'anghanghangh' and you're like 'ahhhhhh' and the bug is like 'anghanghangh' and you're like 'ahhhhhh' and the bug is like 'anghanghangh'."
Student "Just like that Bryce?"
Mentor "Just like that."

Mentor looks at the loose chains on the robot's pickup.
Mentor "This is all foohgoley."
Other Mentor "Is that a technical term James?"

[Shelabot]

Alright guys, this one is from a mentor that works for our sponsor Flexicell. It's half a joke, but still depicting reality with amazing perception.....

"Guys: Measure with a micrometer, mark with a chuck, and cut with an axe!"

[FRC4ME]

Just got another one from our head mentor:

Student: "Is this the final design for the new shooter?"
Mentor: "It's not a shooter; it a 'pffft'er."

[Oblarg]

"Real men don't need master links, they connect chain with pliers and vice-grips."

"Wait, wait, wait. We're 4.5 pounds UNDERWEIGHT?"
"Hey, did you remember to take off the antigravity device before weighing the robot?"

(Sign in our pit) "Danger: 5,000,000,000,000 pV at high impedance!"